An eighty-eight-year-old man had just had his annual check-up. As he put his clothes back on his doctor said, 'Well, for a man of your age you are in remarkable shape.'
The patient replied, Well, can't say I'm surprised. I live a good, clean, spiritual life and in return the Lord looks after me.'
The doctor asked, ‘What makes you say that?'
The old man replied, 'Well, if I didn't live such a good life, then the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night.'
You mean to tell me', the doctor said, 'that when you get up in the night to go to the toilet, the Lord himself turns on the light for you?'
'Sure,' the old man said. 'He's been doing it for a number of years.'
The doctor was puzzled and didn't say anything else until the old man's wife came in for her own check-up a few days later.
'Your husband probably told you that he's in fine physical shape,' the doctor told her. 'But I'm slightly worried about his mental state. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him.'
'Oh!' she exclaimed. 'So it's him that's been peeing in the fridge!'