Jahfin Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924 A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper. "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road." The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås. The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås. The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs. The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation. The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Bailiff, whack his pee pee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Bailiff, whack his pee pee! What A Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 On a side note:Below is a photo of a wreck in Jefferson Parish, LA (near New Orleans ) between two trucks and a Smart Car. Think I'll pass on the Smart Car. .......as if I really needed too see this, to be convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danelectro59 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 cuffing your carrot while driving shouldn't be a problem as it only requires one hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 cuffing your carrot while driving shouldn't be a problem as it only requires one hand It's the aftermath you have to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 That's like the motorcycle rider that gets in a wreck and is decapitated, but...... At least he had his helmet on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 On a side note:Below is a photo of a wreck in Jefferson Parish, LA (near New Orleans ) between two trucks and a Smart Car. Think I'll pass on the Smart Car. .......as if I really needed too see this, to be convinced. How about a design make over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel Zone Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924 A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper. "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road." The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås. The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås. The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs. The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation. The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him. This reminds me of that episode of Sons of Anarchy where they had a guy who had CMD (Compulsive Masterbation Disorder). Edited September 28, 2009 by Gospel Zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 This reminds me of that episode of Sons of Anarchy where they had a guy who had CMD (Compulsive Masterbation Disorder). You mean it's not supposed to be compulsive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Seriously? He was still jacking off after he was arrested? I would think that flipping a truck would kind of kill the desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel Zone Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 You mean it's not supposed to be compulsive? I see your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Geez. Get off the road before you blow a load! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Geez. Get off the road before you blow a load! That's why I don't buy those 'LOAD' brand tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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