Mrs. Plant Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Hey, you can't blame him. If you have a nice butt, like my girlfriend has... It's not necessarily the biting, its the bite marks and bruises left on me!! I bruise very easily!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricmage Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 It's not necessarily the biting, its the bite marks and bruises left on me!! I bruise very easily!! Who else is going to see? Hopefully your boyfriend is the only one viewing your cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Who else is going to see? Hopefully your boyfriend is the only one viewing your cheeks. And as long as I am the only one he is biting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricmage Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 And as long as I am the only one he is biting. So if he has to bite a butt, it better be yours right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 So if he has to bite a butt, it better be yours right? Damn right. Or there will be hell to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reids Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) I'm sure authorities will get to the "bottom" of it, one assumes. Clayton County is notorious for some wild stuff. I keep my distance from there. You think the kids are wild, you oughta see their parents. R Edited May 29, 2008 by reids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ahh, Clayton County... But at WalMart? The kid must not have very good taste in women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 He considers himself an equal opportunity employer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 You guys are on a roll with this one. I can see my contributions are needed not, here. Onward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricmage Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Damn right. Or there will be hell to pay. Is your boyfriend Marv Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Is your boyfriend Marv Albert? I had to google that. and ewwwww, no thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I heard Marv was wearing ladies panties and his false teeth flew out when it happened. There's nothing wrong with wearing ladies panties, but if he was wearing them the correct way, he shouldn't have been able to see or bite, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I'm sure this is all his teacher's fault. According to No Child Left Behind all students are proficient. He was confused with the "No Behinds left Child" legislation at school. That's why he went to Wal-Mart to find some. Maybe he can complete a project since he can't 'read good' - Zoolander. That's what they are doing in Maryland, if you can't pass required test for graduation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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