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Anjin-san

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  1. Hi V,all, No offense but what does he expect?He was the lead singer in the biggest band in the world. Closure?Why do 02?And have it billed as Led Zeppelin?Ahmet(sp?),yes,he loved Zep and they loved him.And I would like to believe because of the music and not the cash,yet both are nice. Imagine this for a moment,at least for Robert:you open the show with 'Good Times,Bad Times" you haven't sang that number in how long? See his smile and put out the microphone to the crowd.Emotional?I'd say yes.Every night,no. 02,first 2 There is and never should be anything left to prove when it comes to Zep,IMVHO KB
  2. Hi all, Brother Danny, Knickers in a twist? I see,... That is all I'll say,as I prepare the Claymores,grenade launchers, .308 rifle and the Gatling guns.Sounds fun,what time again? KB
  3. Hi all, Brother Danny, I'm your gaffer,and don't ruin my taters! Shoot wrong thread,.. I can not tell anyone who to live,just myself,... When someone wrongs me,I just nod,go on my way and know that it will come back to them.If I do the right thing and get nothing for it.It will come back.Not in the way one wishes but it will. If I could own a ocean side farm,raise my own food,chop wood,I'd do it.Understand?We can do things,yet can we undo what has been done? (That was an LOTR reference)! 'Consumerism and Capitalism' without that,we wouldn't be here right now,communicating, IMVHO. Find peace in your life,just don't give up electricity!My letter writing is horrible! And how would the letter get there? KB
  4. Hi all, Hold on,........shoot, no ink in the printer!!!!!!!!! We all got a recipe book right here! Anyone interested in a Sweden meet Russia dish? KB
  5. Hi all, Two way street,that. Are we having a bit of a row? Tommy is a laugh!We didn't get him here,..... Now,would you care to step out? KB
  6. Hi all, Brother Danny, You know why I bust your chops? Because I can and it's fun! One can look into almost anything,and see a way to guide ones life.,...no? Be thankful you wake up in the morning. Smile more to those you love and those you don't know. Everything else falls into place. KB
  7. Hi all, Sorry lad: Henry Youngman Way before Coop A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. Henny Youngman A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Henny Youngman Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Henny Youngman How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' Henny Youngman I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. Henny Youngman I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. Henny Youngman If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Henny Youngman If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Henny Youngman My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! Henny Youngman My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman She has a wash and wear bridal gown. Henny Youngman She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman Take my wife... Please! Henny Youngman That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Henny Youngman The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. Henny Youngman This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. Henny Youngman This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. Henny Youngman This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Henny Youngman When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. Henny Youngman While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Henny Youngman Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. Henny Youngman You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Henny Youngman You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. Henny Youngman You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. Henny Youngman You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman KB
  8. Hi Danny,all, 1) No need to yell,nor use red,.... Nor BIG RED,BIG DAN! Now I can take Page on the Martin,Plant singing over it,Jonesy on the upright bass and Bonzo drowning them all out on the Ludwig kit.Then, where would we be? You and the Queen,do what you wilt,..... KB(lean on the wha-wha,Jimmy,hard!) Love you,Bro!
  9. Hi Danny,all, Your -just- getting it,....now? Egad! KB
  10. Hi all, Poppycock! It's a Boston accent.Long 'a',also replace the 'o' with a,or ah,. A Bostonian is one who lives in Boston. Go to Iowa,hard R!!! Hope this helps. KB(nominal )
  11. Hi all, Follow the hypocrites: http://www.amish.net/ KB
  12. Hi all, Anytime I read heavy metal and LZ in a article,..... Yep,lets pull out the Martin's,banjos, steel guitar,and the mandolins,.......idiots,... KB
  13. Hi all, Thanks Steve! You ever coming to Boston for more than 15 minutes? KB
  14. Hi all, The Clinton's are paying for the johns,cake and open bar.However they are not directly paying for the Secret Service,which the father and mother are afforded.Nor the no-fly-zone over the event. Still good luck Chelsea,best wishes! KB
  15. Hi Steve,all, Was the Maddox interview part of some MTV thing on either Zep or groupies? KB
  16. Hi all, Couldn't agree more,their bikes,old ladies and them. Now about the Harley part: KB
  17. Hi Sam,all, Looks great! Dang,it's bright in here! KB
  18. Hi all, Give me a few days,ok? Knee deep in a few projects at the moment,...PM,as soon as you are able. KB (pool cue for sale?! )
  19. Hi all, I think there is going to be some drinking at this event. Best wishes Chelsea! KB
  20. Hi all, Abby needs a new job! KB (ready,willing and able!)
  21. Hi BIGDANmall, From the Good&Bad and ugly(that is me,"It's my Island !" ) Did you read my post?I have no problem with Sam,nor the mods,Good folks,...I love Zep too.Now,may I ask,why do think I am here? Yes,I called you a wanker,your my wanker and my Brother,so what?And I love you.TS! Welcome back!A special thanks to Sam and the mods,truly.And to all those who supported this. KB
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