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Anjin-san

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  1. Remember,Looney Tunes were made for adults and shown at the movies before the main attraction. Oui?
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja66EOPw3-E
  3. "Crying won't help you,praying won't do you no good,...." No,...
  4. Nice V! Is she going to do her own her own laundry? Got the my laundry done,almost,.....buddy coming in for the weekend,....stay off the sidewalks!
  5. Dave Grohl can rock like none other, but can he direct? Story here: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/55395
  6. Saturday night at the Pub. I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks. I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?" That's the last thing I remember. Woke up in the hospital the next day. Women are so difficult to deal with!!!!!!
  7. Deb, >Laugh away my friend:-)< Not laughing at you but with you! >I am looking at this hole in my ceiling and thinking...what the hell was I doing other than not paying attention!!!< >And to top if off, it's just over my LZ I, II and IV (untitled) framed signed albums with James Fortune prints. So I told the company coming to fix it, that they MUST protect those prints. I still can't believe I did this < Broads,....are they bolted to the walls? >Yes, I had a few choice words coming from my mouth yesterday when I did this !!< Let's hear it!LOL! A southern spitfire like you,.........
  8. Didn't step on the rafter I bet,.....
  9. Sad,what a musician and actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0375629/filmoyear
  10. >You are such an instigator!< Well Toots,you have it figured out. >Besides, why aren't you out on the bike today?< Well,I was hoping for a phone call: "Can I keep your back happy today?"
  11. >Oh, I didn't realize you were a fellow Mass-hole, heehee.< Speak for yourself,..... Broads!
  12. Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?' 'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?' A : Sparrow B: Thrush C: Magpie D: Cuckoo I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin. Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. 'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple.....it's a cuckoo.' 'Are you sure?' 'I'm fookin sure.' Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.' 'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris?' ‘Dat it is, Sir.' There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!' The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. 'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? 'Because he lives in a fookin clock!
  13. Is that the rabbit from "The Holy Grail'?
  14. Yes,Happy Easter Brothers,....and Sisters,...
  15. Hi all, Bro,did you skip dinner and went right to the dessert? It seems Planted did,...
  16. Hi all, Happy Easter! KB
  17. http://wzlx.radio.com/2012/04/02/alice-coopers-personal-archive-broken-into-priceless-items-stolen/
  18. Duff interview: http://bostonherald.com/entertainment/music/general/view.bg?articleid=1061119751&srvc=edge&position=3
  19. Great live band! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yaHiCwfFlE&feature=fvst
  20. How many times have you been married?
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