Thank you, Mel Bay.
Let's take a quick moment to summarize what we know:
LP Man = bar mitzvah, Quiceneras, & jr. High School dances
Jimmy Page = Worldwide acclaim and musical immortality
What kind of a nut climbs on this board to tell Jimmy Page how he shoulda held his guitar? Somehow, someway, 39 years later, Page's turbulent '77 output is collected, shared and still enjoyed by apparently many despite the fact he couldn't figure out how to hold a guitar. Go figure.
Jimmy Page, style over substance. Astute observation. I'll keep that in mind next time i spin my favs from '77.
My Les Paul has been hanging below my waist for pert near 30 years and i haven't experienced any of those symptoms. But maybe that's why i'm not playing any Quiceneras. Dios mio!