Dzldoc Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity : 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Custom Hearse Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity : 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. My best friend and I went to a K-Mart in California with our girlfriends. My friend and I walked into the entrance, looked at each other, locked our arms together, and skipped through the store singing "We're off to see the wizard". Needless to say, we got some really strange looks from the employees, and our girlfriends were pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy's A Legend Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. These are all funny I have to try the "Diet Water" one. But the fries one I already do And I do get alot of "you strange strange girl!" after a puzzled look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lena_Zep Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity : And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. My friend did this about a year ago. Oh dear god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms_zeppelin94 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 My best friend and I went to a K-Mart in California with our girlfriends. My friend and I walked into the entrance, looked at each other, locked our arms together, and skipped through the store singing "We're off to see the wizard". Needless to say, we got some really strange looks from the employees, and our girlfriends were pissed. Oh..good times..Me & my friends do this all the time...once we had like 7 people linked together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity : 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. I have done that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 I was considering #12 you'd have to have a look of terror to pull it off maybe wear and old hat you don't want so when you're running to your car you let it fly off and don't look back maybe even lose a shoe Nah! too many cameras around, you'd probabaly end up in jail for inciting a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songbird Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 LOL I love the zoo one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Here's a couple of points worth taking a look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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