TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists. - Newman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Newman: Jerry I'm a little insulted! Jerry: You're not a little anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 This was always one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Farmer: "That cider too strong for you?" Newman: "No, no. I love strong cider. I'm a big, strong, cider guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Another great episode: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Hmmm very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Not as funny as this one. http://youtu.be/Hz6tQnBl11A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhead Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Is it Delores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it" - George Costanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 George: "Jer, what gives you pleasure?" Jerry: "Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 http://youtu.be/iBaPplviA8o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 "You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!" "She had man-hands!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 "Yes, they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!" "And you want to be my latex salesman?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 "Moles -- Freckle's ugly cousin." - Kramer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 What delay industrys? SAY VANDERLAY SAY VANDERLAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betteremily Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 "what the hell do I know about uh cooking a shirt, ah? "That's a shame." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 28, 2012 Author Share Posted January 28, 2012 "He's Keith Hernandez, your Jerry Seinfeld".... - george Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 "Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up" - George Costanza "My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live at my parents" - George Costanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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