TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists. - Newman Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Posted January 26, 2012 Newman: Jerry I'm a little insulted! Jerry: You're not a little anything! Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Posted January 26, 2012 Farmer: "That cider too strong for you?" Newman: "No, no. I love strong cider. I'm a big, strong, cider guy." Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 26, 2012 Author Posted January 26, 2012 Hmmm very funny. Quote
Jahfin Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Not as funny as this one. http://youtu.be/Hz6tQnBl11A Quote
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza Quote
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it" - George Costanza Quote
kaiser Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 George: "Jer, what gives you pleasure?" Jerry: "Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure." Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) http://youtu.be/iBaPplviA8o Edited January 27, 2012 by TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Posted January 27, 2012 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote
Ross62 Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 "You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!" "She had man-hands!" Quote
Strider Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) "Yes, they're real...and they're SPECTACULAR!" "And you want to be my latex salesman?" Edited January 27, 2012 by Strider Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Posted January 27, 2012 "Moles -- Freckle's ugly cousin." - Kramer Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 27, 2012 Author Posted January 27, 2012 What delay industrys? SAY VANDERLAY SAY VANDERLAY! Quote
betteremily Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) "what the hell do I know about uh cooking a shirt, ah? "That's a shame." Edited January 27, 2012 by betteremily Quote
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted January 28, 2012 Author Posted January 28, 2012 "He's Keith Hernandez, your Jerry Seinfeld".... - george Quote
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 "Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up" - George Costanza "My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live at my parents" - George Costanza Quote
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