Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, JTM said: Ha ha, that's given me a good laugh. Reminds me of when I see a post that will start "Led Zeppelin is" . I want to respond, who is Led Zeppelin, do they sing, play guitar, the drums etc, oh they're a band, ah you mean Led Zeppelin "are"....Now I've been able to say it without turning into "a grammar pirate"..Thanks Kiwi.. LOL! That was exactly my first thought, when I came across this joke, JTM! "Who is this Led Zeppelin fellow, that you speak of?" You're very welcome! Glad that gave you a good laugh mate! Cheers! Edited February 18, 2017 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigled Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 The reserve goalie of Sutton United made me laugh last night when he tucked into the pie. I thought, Yes football like it used to be, Having some fun. But it turns out bets were placed on it being done. I should have known better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepHead315 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Disguised Weapons Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07 Original ad: **** Disguisable weapons wanted **** Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc..... Offering: cash, items for barter From Me to **********@***********.org: Hey, I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices. Thanks, MikeFrom Jeff ****** to Me: I am. lets see what you got.From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, Here you go: Looks like a normal spoon, right? Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon. I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it. MikeFrom Jeff ****** to Me: that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about. MikeFrom Jeff ****** to Me: fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love: At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo. Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit. This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box. Let me know if you want any of these items. Thanks, MikeFrom Jeff ****** to Me: youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZepHead315 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Sathington Willoughby said: Now THAT'S funny!! You did that? I wish, haha! I got it off of this site which basically compiles emails where people troll each other. It is a freaking goldmine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 15 hours ago, ZepHead315 said: I wish, haha! I got it off of this site which basically compiles emails where people troll each other. It is a freaking goldmine! Brilliant stuff, thanks for the link! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepscoda Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ledded1 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 A herd of European antelope spotted pretending to be African wildebeests @#fakegnus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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greengrass Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic who choked on his own Vimto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengrass Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 3/10/2017 at 8:54 PM, Sathington Willoughby said: One for our missing Dutch brother, reswati. What happened to him? I never saw any of his posts that deemed being banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Kinda reminds me of the look that my dad sometimes gives me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Wally Hood said: What happened to him? I never saw any of his posts that deemed being banned? He got banned for some reason, no one gave him an explanation. 3 hours ago, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: LOL! That's a classic, man! I think I sent that to you, a while ago! That's right, I knew I had seen it before! Those kids give me hope for the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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greengrass Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Zack is one funny mofo! Anyone seen Baskets yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zepscoda Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 On Thu Mar 23 2017 at 4:52 PM, Wally Hood said: Zack is one funny mofo! Anyone seen Baskets yet ? I LOVE Baskets ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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