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Anjin-san Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan2001 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Things you will never hear people say - "Dude, I love torture, thanks for asking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zepfan2001 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 RIDDLE I didn't say "WTF?!" until I said I was gonna say "WTF?!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bong-Man Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 "I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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