Virginia Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 (Chorus) And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin the bars Lots of big money and helpin white people dance I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a ball you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol, Alcohol -Brad Paisley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I gotta admit Weird Al's "Eat It" really makes me laugh, maybe it's because of the perspective of the tacky Michael Jackson song. I also love "BOB" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyinthesky Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Benny the bouncer from ELPs Brain Salad Surgery. Okay, half the joke is Greg Lake's fake Cockney accent... Benny was the bouncer at the palais de dance Hed slash your grannys face up given half a chance. Hed sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid He thought he was the meanest- Until he met with savage sid. Now sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots He poured a pint of guinness over bennys boots Benny looked at sidney: Sidney stared right back in his eye. Sidney chose a switchblade And benny got a cold meat pie. Oh! what a terrible sight, Much to the peoples delight. One hell of a fight. Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it .... in bennys head. The people gasped as he bled: The end of a ted? Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the palais in bits. They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit. But some of him was missing And part of him arrived too late, So now he works for jesus As the bouncer at st. peters gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 This whole song is crazy, but especially this verse: Some silicone sister, With her manager mister, Told me I got what it takes. She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny," To something strong. Play the song with the funky break. And go-cart, Mozart was Checkin' out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside. And little early birdie, Came by in his curly whirly, And asked me if I needed a ride. -Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 No shortage of funny lyrics in country songs! I am subjected to them every day at home Here are 2 good ones: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, Kenny Chesney Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy I Wanna Talk About Me, Toby Keith Yeah, Yeah That's right We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk We talk about your church and your head when it hurts We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover We talk about your friends and the places that you've been We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin The polish on your toes and the run in your hose And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes You know talking about you makes me smile But every once in awhile I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about meeeeee (me,me,me,me-background singers) I wanna talk about me (me,me-background singers) We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes your high school team and your moisturizer creme We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana We talk about your grandma down in Alabama We talk about your guys of every shape and size The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize We talk about your heart, bout your brains and your smarts And your medical charts and when you start You know talking about you makes me grin But every now and then I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me- background singers) I wanna talk about meeeeeeee (me,me- background singers) (I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me (I wanna talk about me- background singers)mmmm me me me me You you you you you you you you you you you you you I wanna talk about ME! I wanna talk about me Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally I wanna talk about meeeeeeee (me,me,me,me-background singers) I wanna talk about me (me,me,-background singers) I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers) Oh me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitchin Soul Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 (Chorus) And since the day I left Milwaukee, Love that Line......being my home town. Song really rings a bell. Ding Dong Is Brad Paisey from Milwaukee? I don't think so. Thanks V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 (Chorus) And since the day I left Milwaukee, Love that Line......being my home town. Song really rings a bell. Ding Dong Is Brad Paisey from Milwaukee? I don't think so. Thanks V I'm not sure; I took it to mean the "I" was beer leaving Milwaukee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 This whole song is crazy, but especially this verse: Some silicone sister, With her manager mister, Told me I got what it takes. She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny," To something strong. Play the song with the funky break. And go-cart, Mozart was Checkin' out the weather chart To see if it was safe outside. And little early birdie, Came by in his curly whirly, And asked me if I needed a ride. -Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann Bruce Springsteen Fixed that for ya..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 Fixed that for ya..... Thank you; I should have known that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafnagud9 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Mercedes Benz ~ Janis Joplin I'd like to do a song of great social and political import. It goes like this: Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ? Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery each day until three, So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ? [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/fav ] Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ? I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down. Prove that you love me and buy the next round, Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ? Everybody! Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends, Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ? That’s it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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