Paris Hilton is a gargoyle. She has no tits, no ass, huge feet, a beak for a nose and a wonky eye. Not to mention, she's covered in weeping STD sores. Oh yeah, she's such a looker. How can you find walking venereal diseases "pretty"?

You are delusional. BTW, saying she could have done worse? Yeah, she could have gotten knocked up by K-Fed, but the point is she's 16 and pregnant. That's not in and of itself, intelligent. She's not prepared to be a mother, no more than her sister was. All this over-romanticism of her situation is nauseating. You make it sound like Cinderella and her Prince Charming riding off into the sunset. She fucked up. Now she has to pay for it.

You're born with more bones than you die with.

How about not.

Another bottle of Aquafina.

Oh yeah, I also got this really pretty necklace from my sister and a gift card to Sephora from my best friend.

What's with all the stupid fucking YouTube links? Holy banana buckets.

Is this serious? If so, you've been living under a rock since 1991.

Favorites: David Gilmour Jeff Buckley Robert Plant Bono Janis Joplin Grace Slick Mariah Carey Christina Aguilera Least Favorites: Britney Spears Axl Rose anyone who sang lead for a hair metal band Ozzy Osbourne I'm sure I'll think of more to add to the bottom list.

None of those words are in "Now and Forever". Forever Your Girl - Paula Abdul

Yeah, I do. My dumbass friend decided to get stoned after prom and I watched her get hauled off in handcuffs while some car drove by blaring "Whole Lotta Love." That's my only drugs/Zeppelin related event. Thank God.

Now And Forever - Richard Marx

This doesn't follow the chain, so it starts with "Hold On, I'm Coming". Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins

So there's something wrong with him mentally, hence him playing with Foreigner? Excellent conclusion, Sherlock.

^^I edited the song title......you need to change your answer.

Hold On, I'm Coming - Sam & Dave

I'm drinking a bottle of Aquafina right now.

Blue - LeAnn Rimes

Say You, Say Me - Lionel Richie

This thread has killed 100 kittens.

Song For You - Herbie Hancock f/Christina Aguilera

Glass Onion - The Beatles

It Ain't Easy Being Green - Kermit the Frog

Betcha By Golly Wow - Stylistics

Finally being able to listen to vinyl in my room, as opposed to downstairs in the entertainment room.