No, I don't believe in UFOs, little green men and I haven't experienced a close encounter.

You're Still The One - Shania Twain

Kashmir. It's better than Stairway.

If people don't want to like Led Zeppelin, they don't have to. There's nothing wrong with people who don't like Led Zeppelin, the same as there's nothing wrong with people who do. You shouldn't want to slap anyone because they don't like a particular band.

Right, and when I look on my desk, I see the Hope diamond, the keys to an Aston Martin, a stack of $100 bills and an autographed copy of Zep IV. So I guess the both of us are pretty damn lucky!

Wonderwall - Oasis

Maybe because they'd need to pay for it? You don't know how old that poster is or what their home situation is like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_%28astrology%29 Go there. If you were born between August 24 and September 23, that's what you are.

If you take on the responsibility of a pet, health care is one of the things that comes with it. If your parents don't want to pay to take care of the dog, give the dog up for adoption. That's really sad and irresponsible on their part.

Me and You and A Dog Named Boo - Lobo

You shouldn't have to force your parents to take the dog to the vet. They should want to because they love the dog and want to keep her well. Would you force your parents to take YOU to the doctor if something was wrong? Probably not. If you think the dog needs to see a doctor, you go. Better to be safe than sorry.

That performance is going to suck. I'm calling it now.

There are women without them? Interesting.

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear. The first time I ever ordered a cocktail, the bartender told me that.

If the dog is having incontinence issues, it could explain why she's suddenly peeing everywhere all the time. I would take her to the vet and have her checked out. If anything, the vet might be able to recommend some things for you to do to combat it if it's not medical.

Dear God I hope so.

Lay Your Hands On Me - Bon Jovi

I'm pretty boring.....all I drink is water. I quit drinking pop, I don't drink alcohol except once a year on my birthday and I don't drink milk or juices, really.

Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan

Macy's is out where you are? I didn't know Federated extended their tentacles that far west. Too bad you can't come to the Macy's I work at....I'd hook you up with some nice stuff.

Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper

I have to work.

Rocket Man - Elton John

To move to NYC and work in advertising.

Don't joqq my stuff.