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Fool In The Rain 60

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  1. so i just tried a few squares of the Cadburys Oreo choccy, well 16 actually and i am happy to confirm that it is awesome, you cant really taste the Oreo stuff like a real Oreo but its very nice, maybe the recent Yank takeover wasnt the total disaster we all expected it to be. Just bought 2 more bars.

    Thanks for the review of the choc, will look out for it..

    Seabrooks ..Sea salted crisps...

  2. Thanks FITR, i don't usualyy eat that much in one go but it's fun now and then, but sadly i could only manage about a qtr of the cake. I've hidden the rest, cos if wifey finds it she will eat it all. I left the empty box on the work surface in the kitchen so she thinks its all gone, but in fact it's on top of the wardrobe, lol.

    edit, Tunnocks Caramel Wafers, go to Aldi, £1.29 for 8

    :lol: Will do thanks for that...

  3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO those are my favourites

    you can't be serious, there your fav's... House rule on Tins of Choc's Anything with nuts are mine, soft ones for the Dog, what's left the other 3 can fight over.

    Just a Slice of toast today, after last nights chocathon, i still feel a bit naff...

  4. The wife kept breaking the washing machine, so I divorced her and the washing machine hasn't broken since.

    It's true what they say in the adverts then.

    Washing machines live longer with cow gone.

  5. Have you never heard of paint Kate?

    Ha ha, yes but paper has got to go on first, I live on a slope in a victorian house, that is built on clay soil, so waste of time replastering as the walls crack, paper covers a multitude of sins

  6. These are answers given by children of about 8 years old...

    Q: Name the four seasons.

    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?

    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?

    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?

    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

    A: Premature death.

    Q: What is artificial insemination?

    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)

    A: The body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?

    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?

    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight."

  7. Be prepared Kate. Make the plans. Dig the tunnel.

    When me and Mrs CP finished our travelling we lived in a Caravan in the hills. One winter it snowed really hard and we were snowed in. Farmer had to come and dig us out. We couldn't open the door as it opened outwards. Marvellous days

    Logs are chopped, at least that is some way to being prepared... I ain't digging no Tunnels, DB can live upstairs and I will stay down until the Council dig us out, thats what I pay Council tax for...lol

  8. And last year Kate?. We often get snow but hey it's the Peaks. Mrs CP loves it as we generally get snowed in and she can spend the day with me. :D .

    We don't suffer with snow as a rule in London, but when it does hit us we come to a stand still, never prepared!!

    I bet Mrs CP does... can't think of anything worse being Snowed in with BD and no escape.....Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh

  9. Looks like you got the awful weather we had yesterday in The Peaks. In keeping with the schizo weather, it's beautiful today. Clear blue sky and sunny but still :freezing:

    You can have it back if you want 'CP'... Snow has cleared off now looks like we may have some sunshine soon, but as you say still cold...

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