THAT'S FUNNY. GLAD YOU HAD ANOTHER SHOPPING STORY TO SHARE WITH US.

My phone slipped INTO my couch through a small hole at the base of the arm and the wooden frame. It's times like these when you can really appreciate having thin hands and long fingers. Although hands are quite bruised up, I got my phone out and that makes me happy!

I think that's great that Jimmy is devoted to helping needy children. Are Robert and John Paul involved in charity work as well?

Mott the Hoople - Soft Ground

John Kerry looks like Statler from the Muppets.

Texas IPF - 8-31-1969

Celtic fans are morons, obviously. Schizophrenics don't have split personalities, per se.

Piece-of-shit cops. Disgusting and happens frequently. Apparently the kid that was executed in Oakland (?) at the train station was mentally ill as well.

Ah-ha! I could have guessed from the cheekbones! My GGG-Grandmother was Cherokee, but I'm mostly Chickasaw.

Same here, but how often do people meet Native American chicks, eh? What's your ethnicity?

I wonder what the Beatles would have been without George Martin and all those studio musicians...

Is there anybody out there?

Halloween flavored Oreos - Now 'with 5 boo-riffic shapes!' I'm partial to the pumpkins...