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chillumpuffer

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  1. Fruit Vendor. Calacutta, India
  2. I came across these guys breaking rocks to build a road. Manali North India
  3. Worshippers at the Ghats. Varanasi on the Ganges
  4. Wrap up warm Carol and get well soon
  5. Now I'm seriously pissed off. Golf course resembles the reservoir it's located by and it is now closed. No matches this weekend
  6. This fucking rain. All the time, non stop. We have had approximately 5 days of dry warm weather in 3 fucking months. Today it is biblical proportions. The ducks are swimming down the road and it ain't gonna stop.
  7. Yeah it was great " I don't want governments to tax my drugs". And your dead right NIck, the lightbulb dosen't shine that bright?
  8. Thanks Jangles. She is the finest woman I know
  9. Ask him about the progress of the southern monsoon and has he ever stayed at the Paradise Guest House in Old Manali?
  10. “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
  11. Thought with your great scouse sense of humour, you'd appreciate that one Joe?
  12. In 1950 a young man leaves Scotland for the first time to go to New York. On arrival the taxi driver takes him downtown. Scotsman: Show me something truly remarkable Taxi Driver: I will take you to "The Indian Memory Man" He drives him to an apartment where inside sits a native American Indian man. An assistant says to the Scotsman " Ask him any question and he'll know the answer" Intrigued, the young Jock summonds up as an obscure question as he can think of. Who won the Scottish FA Cup Final in 1923? After some thought the memory man says " Arbroath beat Forfar 1-0 That is truly remarkable says the Scotsman and promptly exits. 60 Years later the same Jock goes back to New York. In the taxi he mentions to the driver the story of "The Indian Memory Man". The taxi driver says that indeed he is still alive and that he will take him. On arrival to the same apartment the assistant says to the Jock. "The Indian Memory Man" is very old and revered and as such you must greet him with the traditional American Indian greeting and the showing of your palm. The Jock goes in and on seeing the aged man with the huge headress he shows his palm and says "HOW" The Indian Memory Man closes his eyes and says: " Diving Header 53rd Minute"
  13. Touching The Void. I urge everyone to see this. It beggars belief the human endurance to survive
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