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Out of curiosity what are the most sexual Zeppelin songs you know?


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Aren't ALL Zeppelin songs sexual? :whistling:

My list is full of the usual suspects: Whole Lotta Love, Black Dog, Custard Pie, Lemon Song, Rain Song, Wanton Song, Trampled Underfoot.

Guide As To Which Led Zeppelin Song To Play In Any Given Sexual Situation

I Can't Quit You Baby For those who just can't seem to stop

You Shook Me Afterwards, if it was really good

How Many More Times (a)Going for a record

(b)Partner's name is Rosie

Dazed And Confused Lot of hemp smoking going on

Your Time Is Gonna 'Come' Heh, heh. I think this one speaks for itself

Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You One night stand

Whole Lotta Love Another good one if your into screaming along with the music

WIAWSNB Affair, adultery, or secret relationship

Lemon Song Good hand-job

Thank You Not a sex song. Better as a 'Walk down the aisle' song

Living Loving Maid Sex slave

Heartbreaker 'Dick-tease'

Bring It On Home Drunk, stumbling? Mumbling incohesively? Throw up on the bed?

Moby 'Dick' Heh, heh. Another one that speaks for itself

Ramble On Another 'Leaving' song. Use with discretion

Friends Sex with best friend

Celebration Day To be played the day after when you're with the rest of the guys

Since I've Been Loving You You aren't getting any

Out On The Tiles Bathroom or kitchen floor

Gallows Pole For those into knots and getting tied up

Tangerine Sex in the grove

That's The Way Helping along a virgin

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper Partner's father's name is Roy Harper

Black Dog If it weren't black as night, she'd be a real dog

Rock & Roll Wild, fluid on the ceiling night

Battle Of Evermore Multiple-party sex

Stairway to Heaven (a) On a staircase

(B) Partner wants radio on, but only knows one Zep song

Misty Mountain Hop At a log cabin in the mountains

Four Sticks Orgy involving four men

Going to California In the bathroom or aisle of a west-bound commercial flight

When The Levee Breaks (a)Rocking back and forth, need rhythm to set the pace

(b)On the Mississippi during a rainstorm

The Song Remains The Same Boring, monotonous, but yet, hard and fast, sex

The Rain Song Done in the rain, or in the drippings of fluid

Over The Hills And Far Away Starting off slow before you get into it

No Quarter Get it done without a breath - fast and hard, mercilessly

Dancing Days After the prom, or a night clubbing

The Crunge (a)Fast, without pause, few breaths

(b)While trying to find a bridge

The Ocean On the water, in the water, near the water

Custard Pie After a good dessert, or while eating dessert

(such as 240 dollars worth of pudding)

The Rover Going next door in twenty minutes for more of the same

In My Time Of Dying Last request

Houses Of The Holy In church

Trampled Underfoot (a)Rough and rowdy, with you on the bottom

(b)Sex in a car, under a car, with a car

Kashmir In a mountainous region disputed by Pakistan and India

In The Light In broad daylight, or in front of the kids

Down by The Seaside See 'The Ocean'

Ten Years Gone Haven't had it in a long time

Night Flight See 'Going to California' but after 7:00 PM

The Wanton Song After eating Chinese Take-Out

Boogie With Stu (a)With a guy named Stu

(b)After eating some stew

©In a big pot of stew

Black Country Woman With partner's sister, too

Sick Again STD

Achilles Last Stand (a)prolonged, hard, fast

(b)joining the priesthood the next day

For Your Life Forced at gunpoint

Royal Orleans Whiskers!

Nobody's Fault But Mine Failure to please your partner

Candy Store Rock In the candy shop

Hots Off To Nowhere If nothing else fits, play this, because it doesn't fit with anything

Tea For One Masturbation

In The Evening After 7:00 P.M., but before Seinfeld comes on

South Bound Saurez See 'Going to California', but plane is southbound

Fool(s) In The Rain Outside in a storm

'Hot Dog' Foot-long weiner

Carouselambra Partner seems to be pretty cool, but you just can't understand them

All My Love Romantic, soft, easy, slow

I'm Gonna Crawl All fours

Poor Tom Can't get it up

Ozone Baby With concerned environmentalist

Walter's Walk Ten minute walk to the brothel

Darlene Partner's name is Darlene

Bonzo's Montreux Uh, yeah

Wearing And Tearing Severe chaffing

Hey Hey What Can I Do Willing to please

Baby 'Come' On Home Heh, heh. More humor

Communication Breakdown, Good Times Bad Times, Immigrant Song, Tangerine, Bron-Yr-Aur, We're Gonna Groove: DO NOT USE THESE SONGS UNLESS YOU HAVE THE STAYING POWER OF AL BUNDY

Hahaha...nothing more needs to be said after this. You've clinched it...best post of the thread.

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Guide As To Which Led Zeppelin Song To Play In Any Given Sexual Situation

I Can't Quit You Baby For those who just can't seem to stop

You Shook Me Afterwards, if it was really good

How Many More Times (a)Going for a record

(b)Partner's name is Rosie

Dazed And Confused Lot of hemp smoking going on

Your Time Is Gonna 'Come' Heh, heh. I think this one speaks for itself

Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You One night stand

Whole Lotta Love Another good one if your into screaming along with the music

WIAWSNB Affair, adultery, or secret relationship

Lemon Song Good hand-job

Thank You Not a sex song. Better as a 'Walk down the aisle' song

Living Loving Maid Sex slave

Heartbreaker 'Dick-tease'

Bring It On Home Drunk, stumbling? Mumbling incohesively? Throw up on the bed?

Moby 'Dick' Heh, heh. Another one that speaks for itself

Ramble On Another 'Leaving' song. Use with discretion

Friends Sex with best friend

Celebration Day To be played the day after when you're with the rest of the guys

Since I've Been Loving You You aren't getting any

Out On The Tiles Bathroom or kitchen floor

Gallows Pole For those into knots and getting tied up

Tangerine Sex in the grove

That's The Way Helping along a virgin

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper Partner's father's name is Roy Harper

Black Dog If it weren't black as night, she'd be a real dog

Rock & Roll Wild, fluid on the ceiling night

Battle Of Evermore Multiple-party sex

Stairway to Heaven (a) On a staircase

( B) Partner wants radio on, but only knows one Zep song

Misty Mountain Hop At a log cabin in the mountains

Four Sticks Orgy involving four men

Going to California In the bathroom or aisle of a west-bound commercial flight

When The Levee Breaks (a)Rocking back and forth, need rhythm to set the pace

(b)On the Mississippi during a rainstorm

The Song Remains The Same Boring, monotonous, but yet, hard and fast, sex

The Rain Song Done in the rain, or in the drippings of fluid

Over The Hills And Far Away Starting off slow before you get into it

No Quarter Get it done without a breath - fast and hard, mercilessly

Dancing Days After the prom, or a night clubbing

The Crunge (a)Fast, without pause, few breaths

(b)While trying to find a bridge

The Ocean On the water, in the water, near the water

Custard Pie After a good dessert, or while eating dessert

(such as 240 dollars worth of pudding)

The Rover Going next door in twenty minutes for more of the same

In My Time Of Dying Last request

Houses Of The Holy In church

Trampled Underfoot (a)Rough and rowdy, with you on the bottom

(b)Sex in a car, under a car, with a car

Kashmir In a mountainous region disputed by Pakistan and India

In The Light In broad daylight, or in front of the kids

Down by The Seaside See 'The Ocean'

Ten Years Gone Haven't had it in a long time

Night Flight See 'Going to California' but after 7:00 PM

The Wanton Song After eating Chinese Take-Out

Boogie With Stu (a)With a guy named Stu

(b)After eating some stew

©In a big pot of stew

Black Country Woman With partner's sister, too

Sick Again STD

Achilles Last Stand (a)prolonged, hard, fast

(b)joining the priesthood the next day

For Your Life Forced at gunpoint

Royal Orleans Whiskers!

Nobody's Fault But Mine Failure to please your partner

Candy Store Rock In the candy shop

Hots Off To Nowhere If nothing else fits, play this, because it doesn't fit with anything

Tea For One Masturbation

In The Evening After 7:00 P.M., but before Seinfeld comes on

South Bound Saurez See 'Going to California', but plane is southbound

Fool(s) In The Rain Outside in a storm

'Hot Dog' Foot-long weiner

Carouselambra Partner seems to be pretty cool, but you just can't understand them

All My Love Romantic, soft, easy, slow

I'm Gonna Crawl All fours

Poor Tom Can't get it up

Ozone Baby With concerned environmentalist

Walter's Walk Ten minute walk to the brothel

Darlene Partner's name is Darlene

Bonzo's Montreux Uh, yeah

Wearing And Tearing Severe chaffing

Hey Hey What Can I Do Willing to please

Baby 'Come' On Home Heh, heh. More humor

Communication Breakdown, Good Times Bad Times, Immigrant Song, Tangerine, Bron-Yr-Aur, We're Gonna Groove: DO NOT USE THESE SONGS UNLESS YOU HAVE THE STAYING POWER OF AL BUNDY

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Yeah, funny you mention that. Next thing ya know, Kashmir's playin'. They got the albums mixed up!

Cameron Crowe didn't mix up the albums, it's an example of Mark Ratners lack of "game" when it came to Stacy(or girls in general)...he couldn't even get the music right!

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