Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) Well, this was really funny and cute, but at the same time, very very embarrassing! My cousin's almost 5 year old daughter, is getting into some serious rock'n'roll music (bands like The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd and The Beatles), thanks to her dad and me! Her mother sometimes disapproves! Last week, I played the album Electric Ladyland for her and she really seemed to be diggin' it! Now, the 15 minute epic Voodoo Chile came on and we were having fun, rockin' out to those brilliantly bluesy guitar riffs and everything seemed to be going well, until, she heard the following line: Original lyric He gave me a venus witch's ring Clearly, what she heard, was this: What the kid heard He gave me a penis witch's ring And the following really awkward conversation ensued, while the rest of the song was playing: Cousin's kid : What's a penis witch? Me : I'm sorry sweetheart, what did you say? Cousin's kid : What's a penis witch? Me (thinking) : Damn it! What is this kid even thinking?! Did she just say the p-word?! Me : I'm sorry, a penis witch?! Cousin's kid : Yeah! Jimi said he got a penis witch's ring! So, what's a penis witch? Is she good or evil? Me : Ummm...sweetie, I have no idea! Maybe this is a magical character or something! Why don't you go ask your dad, later? He'll know! Cousin's kid : But, I want to know, now! You know daddy's out! How can you not know what a penis witch is? Me: Ummm...kiddo, I'm telling you for the last time, go ask your dad, later! Please! Cousin's kid : Why?? Me : Alright, no more music for you, little lady! Go outside and play! NOW! Cousin's kid : FINE! Me : Freakin' kids! Ugh! Edited March 21, 2016 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Punctuation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: Well, this was really funny and cute, but at the same time, very very embarrassing! My cousin's almost 5 year old daughter, is getting into some serious rock'n'roll music (bands like The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Pink Floyd and The Beatles), thanks to her dad and me! Her mother sometimes disapproves! Last week, I played the album Electric Ladyland for her and she really seemed to be diggin' it! Now, the 15 minute epic Voodoo Chile came on and we were having fun, rockin' out to those brilliantly bluesy guitar riffs and everything seemed to be going to well, until, she heard the following line: Original lyric He gave me a venus witch's ring Clearly, what she heard, was this: What the kid heard He gave me a penis witch's ring And the following really awkward conversation ensued, while the rest of the song was playing: Cousin's kid : What's a penis witch? Me : I'm sorry sweetheart, what did you say? Cousin's kid : What's a penis witch? Me (thinking) : Damn it! What is this kid even thinking?! Did she just say the p-word?! Me : I'm sorry, a penis witch?! Cousin's kid : Yeah! Jimi said he got a penis witch's ring! So, what's penis witch? Is she good or evil? Me : Ummm...sweetie, I have no idea! Maybe this is a magical character or something! Why don't you go ask your dad, later? He'll know! Cousin's kid : But, I want to know, now! You know daddy's out! How can you not know what a penis witch is? Me: Ummm...kiddo, I'm telling you for the last time, go ask your dad, later! Please! Cousin's kid : Why?? Me : Alright, no more music for you, little lady! Go outside and play! NOW! Cousin's kid : FINE! Me : Freakin' kids! Ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Sathington Willoughby said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 More Than a Feeling If I hear it on the radio, this is how I sing along, haha: More than a feeling, that I'm hear ah nah song playzzz yeah yeah yeah And I begin dreaming, that I'm somebody ah wan away (lol) And then later: When I'm tired and thinking Coke, I hide in my music, forget the day.... (No idea what they are really saying and too lazy to look it up :D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ddladner Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 ^^^ Ha! That sounds like how I sing songs, Virginia! And be assured I will be singing loudly! Not knowing the words and too lazy to look them up. So happy to know it's not just me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 ^^ yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Along those lines...Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees And we can try to understand The "New York Times" just ain't so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I was listening to Stairway to Heaven today, and remembered that when I was in elementary school, I thought the lyrics were: And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tuneThen the piper will lead us, Teresa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chillumpuffer Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) As i am a lover of Indian food, Abba pay homage to this delightful offering in their hit "Chiquitita" Chicken Tikka you and I know........ Edited September 7, 2016 by chillumpuffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 07/09/2016 at 9:07 PM, chillumpuffer said: As i am a lover of Indian food, Abba pay homage to this delightful offering in their hit "Chiquitita" Chicken Tikka you and I know........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Virginia Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 ""SNORT"" ^^ Oh I can't take it!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted September 10, 2016 Author Share Posted September 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Virginia said: ""SNORT"" ^^ Oh I can't take it!!! hahaha I know. It's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houses of the Holy Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 On 9/7/2016 at 1:01 AM, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 On 9/10/2016 at 7:34 PM, Houses of the Holy said: Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Black Sabbath-Paranoid Actual lyric: And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late What I hear: And so as you hear these words telling you now I want my steak I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams Actual lyric: "I walk alone, I walk alone..." What I hear: "I wore cologne, I wore cologne..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigled Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I thought on Iron Maidens, Can i play with madness. It was the puppet. But its prophet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) Rush : Show Don't Tell Actual lyric: "Give the jury direction, Based on the evidence" What I hear: "Give the jury direction, Based on the M&M's" Yes, as in the candy! Edited February 3, 2017 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'd forgotten about this one, Aerosmith's Crazy: Actual lyrics: What can I do, honeyI feel like the color blue What I hear instead: What can I do... I feel like a CAR-I-BOU.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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