Wild Night - Van Morrison

Hey V! Some Guys Have All The Luck - Rod Stewart

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

This one and Ohio by CSNY are my favorites.

Sugar Shack - Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs

God, I love my Wings. Way to rebound from that 4-game skid.

The rationale he uses is hilarious; "I don't want to put my mouth where you go to the bathroom." He even talks like a 12-year old. If you eat food with your hands, you're coming into contact with more germs than sucking on a dick. Touching door knobs, phones, stairway railings, chairs, tables, you name it.....all more germ-infested than your schlong. Urine is sterile, anyway. If you bathe yourself, it's just skin. If you're afraid to put skin in your mouth, you're in need of some therapy.

Misty Mountain Hop - Led Zeppelin

Blowjobs are only dirty if the guy doesn't clean himself properly, and I bet you 99.9% of men do. Maybe you're the 0.1% that doesn't. Which is really gross. Seriously though, your opinions about sex are that of a child or a pre-teen. Why don't you move up to the next cognitive bracket.

Love Me Do - The Beatles

Water. That's all I drink.

Riders On The Storm - The Doors

The End - The Doors

Draggin' The Line - Tommy James

I Just Wanna Stop - Gino Vannelli

The more he talks about sex being "dirty" and "gross"......the more I'm led to believe he was abused as a child. Normal, healthy, well-adjusted adults don't have those kinds of opinions and ideas about sex. Sex is a beautiful, wonderful, really fucking awesome thing. You need to see a doctor to correct your views, because they are not normal, I don't care what you say.

My boss at my former job thought he was Snoop Dog or something, because he used to walk around the office like a pimp. Seriously....he had a pimp walk. And he'd stop at every cubicle and go "Hey there, how you doin'?" and then walk away.

Somewhere, a bucket of manure is happier it's smarter than you.

Same shit, different day.

Not having to work today. I was swamped yesterday, what with corporate coming in today and you have no idea how hard it is to take a whole department and size it all.

Allow me to repeat what I said in the other thread.....on the exact same issue: Who gives a rat's ass?

Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

Who gives a rat's ass?

Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi

What has become arbitrary in usage....written English? I think written English is becoming an art form anymore, rather than a necessity. It shouldn't be that way. Knowing how to spell, puncuate sentences, write a sentence, use proper grammar....these are things that native English speakers should be able to do with ease, no matter the setting they're in. It's a damn shame that more people can't, because it's embarrassing. I was reading part of my sister's history project that she's doing in a group, because she wanted another pair of eyes to check for mistakes and you'd think she was in 5th grade not college, based on the shitty English the other kids were using. In a term paper. In college. There's no excuse.