At the moment there is bugger all on the telly so I'm torn between National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or Life of Brian...........Heads it is....National Lampoons.

"Never give a sucker an even break" W C Fields

Went to my Dads grave as it's the 3rd anniversary of his death, it was absolutely pouring down..

My wife and I have just eaten 8 hot dog sausages (from a tin, it's faster) on fresh finger rolls with raw onion and tomato ketchup, lovely

That's nice to hear, she must have meant it, I hope it made your day !!

Shake your moneymaker - Fleetwood Mac

I thought she was from France!

I'm just listening to The Eagles first album, still sounds as good today.

Did you watch their reunion performance on Sky TV?I can't remember if it was last night or the night before.

Match of the day repeated from last night.There's bugger all else on.

I went for the newspaper at 06.00 and there wasn't a cloud in the sky, but a bit chilly.

Man we was lonely - Paul McCartney

Around the world - Gracie Fields

I love Photograph

Are you being serious, Radiohead have brilliant lyrics, which tracks have you been listening to????? Obviously not the same as I listen to.

Woman - John Lennon

I've just set the sky box to record Little Nicky tonight, I caught the last hour of it a short while ago so tonight when everyone is in bed I will be able to watch it in peace.

I only have eyes for you - Art Garfunkel

Just get cuddles from Mrs CP !!!!!!!

Hold your head up - Argent

I finally saw the Doctor today about my blood tests, since I have taken care of the drinking problem I was taken off all the vitamin tablets, Thiamin, Folic Acid and Vitamin B strong compound months ago. Now I am told that my folic acid count is extremely high and so is my iron count. He asked if I have had a cough or the flu or an infection recently, I replied no nothing at all. He cannot think of a reason for this at the moment, just told me not to worry and he'll keep monitoring it.

Oh Darling by The beatles

You really got me - The Kinks

Give a little bit - Supertramp

I've just had a garlic sausage with spring onion sandwich, my wife is just going to the fish and chip shop so I'll have some chips with loads of vinegar