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When the family goes into the COSTINGTON'S store (I think that was the name) and Homer says:

'Marge, I'm headin' for the free food!'

:^)

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Nurse: (upon seeing Moe on the operating table) "Eww, what a mug!"

Doctor: "You should see his genitals - would you like to see his genitals?"

Moe: "I'm awake here"

or

Lou: "Chief, why'd you jump off the roof?"

Chief Wiggam: (in pain) "I just wanted to be extraordinary!"

or Homer: "To alcohol! The solution to - and cause of - all life's problems"

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