Major Major Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Hard as it must be for non-Brits to imagine, our football crowds can be extremely cruel to opposing fans, players & managers. Over the years, I've witnessed chants or songs which have ranged from the amusing to the offensive to the downright stomach-churning. What favourites do we all have? And can we please focus on the amusing, rather than the offensive? One of my favs was from the home leg of Cambridge's Blue Square play-off against Stevenage a couple of years ago. To those who don't know, Stevenage is a bit of a dump really - a London over-spill 'New Town', created in the 60s I believe - whereas Cambridge, apart from being an esteemed seat of learning, is also one of the more pleasant places on God's earth. So naturally, many of our chants tend to focus on our intellectual & societal superiority. Anyway, back to the chant. I've no idea how original it was, but it was the 1st time I'd heard it. It was set to the tune of 'La Donna E Mobile' from Verdi's Rigoletto - a common tune for footy chants, notably a little ditty Man Utd have about Arsene Wenger. But our tune went like this: 'Your mum's on heroin Your mum's on heroin Your mum's on heroin Your mum's on heroin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Oh Viera Oh Oh Oh Viera Oh Oh Oh He Gave Giggs The Ball And Arsenal Won Fuck all A song referring to Arsenal cheat Patrick Viera who famously gave our Giggsy the ball in a classic FA cup semi final at Villa Park. In extra time Schmeichel saved a penalty. Then Viera gave the ball away to Giggs who tore through the gooners defence to rifle an unstoppable shot into the roof of the net. The reds also pipped the gooners to the title by coming from behind against London rivals Spurs 2-1. A comfortable 2-0 against Newcastle in the FA cup final meat an unforgettable climax at The Nou Camp in Barcelona, as the reds again staged the greatest comeback in Champions League history, scoring twice in stoppage time, to beat Bayern Munich 2-1. Prompting wild scenes of jubilation. In our household we spilled out into the village prompting my City neighbour to call me scum !! One of my all time lifetime highlights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 The most important one around these parts: Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide Every 'Bama man's behind you; Hit your stride! Go teach the Bulldogs to behave Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave! And if a man starts to weaken, That's a shame! For Bama's pluck and grit Have writ her name in Crimson Flame! Fight on, fight on, fight on, men! Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then! Go, roll to victory, Hit your stride, You're Dixie's football pride, Cimson Tide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 "You're not singing anymore" Everton fans to red shite fans when we went 2-0 ahead in a game at arsefield, We subsequently won 2-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 When Shola Ameobi was introduced as a late sub a couple of years ago - at West Brom, I think - the announcer had a problem with his name and duly tried "Shola Amoeba!!!!!". Within seconds the Toon Army were singing "One cell, he's only got one cell.....". Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Just out of curiosity.... Where is Albion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 When Shola Ameobi was introduced as a late sub a couple of years ago - at West Brom, I think - the announcer had a problem with his name and duly tried "Shola Amoeba!!!!!". Within seconds the Toon Army were singing "One cell, he's only got one cell.....". Class. Quality Knebby, Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Just out of curiosity.... Where is Albion? It is where we live. The oldest name for Great Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 He moves to the left, he moves to the rigggghhhht There's only one Ronaldo, he made England look shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman Oh, Keano's fucking magic He wears a magic hat And when he saw Old Trafford He said, `I fancy that' He didn't sign for Arsenal Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite He signed for Man United 'Cos they're fucking dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 To the tune of "You are my sunshine" You are my Solskjaer My Ole Solskjaer You make me happy When skies are grey And Alan Shearer Was fucking dearer So please don't take My Solskjaer, away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Nobby's got no teeth Nobby's got no teeth Eee eye addio Nobby's got no teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Nobby's got no teeth Nobby's got no teeth Eee eye addio Nobby's got no teeth. On a side-note... I'm missing teeth and it's horribly bad for self-confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hey ey ey ey Oh oh oh oh Lets go Buff a lo o Lets go Buff a lo o The Bills make me wanna shout! They're on the move now they're on the move now They've got the spirit yeah Alot of spirit yeah a The Bills are happenin now They're on the move now The Bills make me wanna SHOUT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docron Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "LETS GO LI-ONS, LETS GO! (clap-clap)" Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzepfvr Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Kumbaya......Kumbaya.... Who may talk about....Who may talk about... Mighty, Mighty Tigers....Mighty, Mighty Tigers... Sitting along....looking cool and calm... We got cha...oooh, ahhhh...we got cha, oooh ahhh. For my 5th grade football team at Machado Elementary.....hmmm... 1968. I was a cheerleader, believe it or not. Of course there were some moves that went along with that little song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 To the tune of 'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club': If you support the Peterborough, then you must be fucking scum Right ot the point and no mistake there man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I could do a number of anti Liverpool songs - most of them hilarious but incredibly insulting. Don't want to insult Joe, JTM or our newbie Horus 777. Here is a little ditty from my formative years attending Stockport County - If i remember correctly. Clear Blue Skies "After the turn of the century In the clear blue skies over Edgeley There came a roaring and a thunder like you'd never heard! Stockport County had scored their third! ... On the pitch, the boys in blue They beat Palace and the West Ham too! Their fans tried and their fans died And we buried their dead on the popular side. ... Ten, twenty, thirty, fourty, fifty or more The West Ham fans could take no more We used our heads and we used our feet And they ran like fuck down Castle Street!" Now if I could only remember the tune for the song?? I know how it goes but can't remember the actual tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I could do a number of anti Liverpool songs - most of them hilarious but incredibly insulting. Don't want to insult Joe, JTM or our newbie Horus 777. Here is a little ditty from my formative years attending Stockport County - If i remember correctly. Clear Blue Skies "After the turn of the century In the clear blue skies over Edgeley There came a roaring and a thunder like you'd never heard! Stockport County had scored their third! ... On the pitch, the boys in blue They beat Palace and the West Ham too! Their fans tried and their fans died And we buried their dead on the popular side. ... Ten, twenty, thirty, fourty, fifty or more The West Ham fans could take no more We used our heads and we used our feet And they ran like fuck down Castle Street!" Now if I could only remember the tune for the song?? I know how it goes but can't remember the actual tune Insult the red shite all you like, I'm an Evertonian !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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