SozoZoso Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Gonna kick it off by this lyrical ditty or two... "I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket".....Fergie - "Big Girls Don't Cry" "And I'm on my knees looking for the answer. Are we human or are we dancer?"....The Killers - "Human" Feel free to throw in anything that your ears have had the misfortune in hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeyyaa Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 "And I'm on my knees looking for the answer. Are we human or are we dancer?"--may be they think to dance is to do something disgusting and light-minded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Crappy lyrics?.......The trololo song comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 How about one of the most arrogant and self-absorbed lines of all time? : 'I'm Sexy and I know it!' Or how about the entire lyrics to songs like 'Baby Got Back'? I think I'll find 100's if not 1000's of shitty lyrics, thanks to the ridiculous drivel that the majority of the so-called 'popular' mainstream artists, are coming up with these days! Just for giggles,I am going to try and find some really hilarious lyrics and keep this thread going! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Absolute brilliance. “And she accidentally slip and fall on my dickOops, I said “on my dick”I ain’t really mean to say “on my dick”but since we talking about my dickall of you haters say hi to itI’m done”— Chris Brown “Look At Me Now” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Thankfully, I've never heard these, I'm pretty quick about rolling up the car windows when I hear "THUMP, THUMP, THUMP" approaching at a red light.I don't remember any Kinks thread, here. Other than their most famous song, I've always hated their lyrics. Little green men under the bed and Lolas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeyyaa Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Watch this just the thing to the thread video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Anything by The Beautiful South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Oh, brother. “Mami got an ass like a donkey with a monkeyLook like King Kong, welcome to the crib305, that’s what it isWith a woman down here, the shit don’t play games”— Pitbull “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 ^Why are you listening to Chris Brown and Pitbull in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Why are you listening to Chris Brown and Pitbull in the first place? I sure as hell don't listen to them. I got the lyrics off the web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I sure as hell don't listen to them. I got the lyrics off the web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 6, 2015 Author Share Posted December 6, 2015 Any bloody thing by Nicky Minga or what ever you call her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Any bloody thing by Nicky Minga or what ever you call her Listen to my dittyEyes off my tittyLost my other tittySomewhere in the city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Listen to my dittyEyes off my tittyLost my other tittySomewhere in the cityWow, this is sooooooo deep, but she forgot the nitty gritty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 6, 2015 Author Share Posted December 6, 2015 Listen to my dittyEyes off my tittyLost my other tittySomewhere in the cityLyrical genius.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 Snap "Rhythm is a Dancer" : I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer Des'ree "Life": I don't wanna see a ghost It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apantherfrommd Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 She's a good bass fisher. A dynamite kisser. And country as a turnip green. Ricochet - Daddy's money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My HeadLa la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I made these up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 You got that James Dean daydream look in your eyeAnd I got that red lip, classic thing that you likeAnd when we go crashing down, we come back every time'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of styleTaylor Swift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 You got that James Dean daydream look in your eyeAnd I got that red lip, classic thing that you likeAnd when we go crashing down, we come back every time'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of styleTaylor SwiftCan't stand her, she seems like such a phony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Can't stand her, she seems like such a phony. You took the words right out of my mouth! I fail to understand what people see in her songs! A Uni classmate of mine, who loves her music, has called Led Zeppelin a 'snooze fest' and a 'band for old men' because of the 'excessively long guitar solos' and 'slow moving' songs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) This is so bloody wrong on so many levels! I don't know whether to laugh or cry upon reading this shit! Presenting the epitome of shitty lyrics! Sexy and I Know It Girl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outWhen I walk in the spot, this is what I seeEverybody stops and they staring at meI got passion in my pantsAnd I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)I'm sexy and I know itI'm sexy and I know itWhen I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em offWhen I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeksThis is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to goWe headed to the bar, baby don't be nervousNo shoes, no shirt, and I still get servicedGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outWhen I walk in the spot, this is what I seeEverybody stops and they staring at meI got passion in my pantsAnd I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)I'm sexy and I know itI'm sexy and I know itCheck it out, check it outWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahWiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeahDo the wiggle manDo the wiggle manI'm sexy and I know itGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyI work outGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that bodyGirl look at that body, I work outI'm sexy and I know it Edited December 7, 2015 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Silly Grammatical Error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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