the queen without a king Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Jennifer Lopez----"My Love don't cost a thing..." Yeah right J.Lo, I can just imagine you going to the Grammy's with homeless Joe, dragging his cardboard box behind him. ALSO J.Lo----"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Jenny from the block. I used to have a little now I have alot, no matter where I go I know where I came from" I won't comment further...it'd be too easy Yes, she annoys the shit out out me....in case you couldn't tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 Hahahaa....great stuff everybody! Bob Marley - I shot the Sheriff Eric Clapton - I shot the Sheriff UB40 - I shot the Sheriff WarrenG - I shot the Sheriff Well, well, well....tricky one that. It's either that we got a vastly unpopular - and by now vastly perforated - sheriff - or all these confessions are intended to cover up for the real culprit...Spartacus! Just call me Columbo. We already had Roger "Eagle-Eye" Daltrey claiming that he "can see for miles". Looks like Percy is even cooler than that - he can see that it's his sister who's riding many a mile. Now that's what I call long-distance gazing. Take that, Roger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 "I Want to Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles Well, then HOLD it already!!!! What are you waiting for?!?! You're making me think you don't want to, after 40 years of promising to and then not following up!! "Fairies wear boots." - Black Sabbath Not all the time. Where I live, they seem to be more partial to platform heels to go with their Cher costume. "I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like." - Pink Floyd Syd, you liar! I've never seen that bike ONCE! Jeez, it's okay if you don't have a bike, I'll still be your friend, I promise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 "Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly and the Spiders from Mars." WTF I. "Im a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm Im a runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb I am a worlds forgotten boy The one who searches and destroys" WTF II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the queen without a king Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 The Police "There's a little black spot on the sun today...." How little? How close did you get before your face melted? I like this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I thought of a good one today, but I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 One more song Just before we go Remember baby, You gotta reap just what you sow -Robert Plant/Alison Krauss If he is going to say mean things then I am going to talk to my nice friends and not him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Robert Plant.- "If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break" Really, You sang that in 1971 and borrowed the lyrics from somebody else who wrote it in 1940's, and yet Hurricane Katrina still happen. So what your saying it wasn't all of Pres. Bush's fault. Robert Plant- "I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been". Yeah You, Marty McFly, and Dr. Brown. You could've cure all disease. stop all wars, but you instead chose to scream into a microphone with your Johnson hanging out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are- Soundgarden Guess what Chris, I'm *quite* quenched, I'm not thirsty at all Let me take you on a little trip My supersonic ship's at your disposal If you feel so inclined. Well alright. We're gonna travel faster than light - The Kinks Hey, Ray, I'm waiting...where the fuck is my rocketship ride? huh? Crossed the deserts bare, man I've breathed the mountain air, man Of travel I've had my share, man I've been everywhere - Johnny Cash Bullshit! Nobody's been *everywhere* I have been in you, baby And you have been in me - Frank Zappa LIES! ALL LIES! But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover - Simon & Garfunkel Hey, Paul, guess what? There are FAR more than 50 ways to leave your lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 I thought of a good one today, but I forgot. You're a disgrace and you know it! The most obvious one: "It's raining men" No, it's not. For it to rain men, those men would have to evaporate first. Rumour has it they're too dense for that. "Everybody was kung-fu fighting" Not me - I was still doing the old "wax-on, wax-off" routine... "Everybody wants to rule the world" While kung-fu fighting? The White Stripes - "I'm slowly turning into you" You're turning into a girl, Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 The White Stripes - "I'm slowly turning into you" You're turning into a girl, Jack? Jack really has some gender issues. Poor guy. And yeah, "It's raining men" always put a really funny picture in my head. (I haven't forgotten your PM, I'll reply to it tommarow. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Jack really has some gender issues. Poor guy. I think he just doesn't know what to do with himself (other than fight piranhas)... (I haven't forgotten your PM, I'll reply to it tommarow. ) (Promises, promises... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I think he just doesn't know what to do with himself (other than fight piranhas)... True, true. Which, of course, is a blatant lie...he never fought piranhas, did he? (Promises, promises... ) I will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Flood control induced double post ....grrrrrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 True, true. Which, of course, is a blatant lie...he never fought piranhas, did he? I doubt it. Just as I doubt that a seven nation army wouldn't be able to hold him back. I think he makes things up, that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Pink Floyd - "We don't need no education..." Um, that's a double negative you're using there, better get back to school.. It isn't a BLATANt lie though.....only American double slang!! :) Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 How about Gallows Pole? I mean that has got to be a big lie. If Robert was hung how come he can still tell about it? I used to think that they tried to hang Robert when I was little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I seriously doubt Elton John was up in space thinking about his wife and kids (Rocket Man) She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And i'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much i miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight I think Joe Walsh could've actually been telling the truth (Life's Been Good) I have a mansion Forget the price Ain't never been there They tell me it's nice I live in hotels Tear out the walls I have accountants Pay for it all But I don't think Adam Levine actually shot anyone (Wake Up Call/Maroon 5) : Six foot tall Came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won't come around here anymore Come around here? I don't think so. Don't believe what you see.....those 2 could do miracles in the 60s and 70s :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Jennifer Lopez----"My Love don't cost a thing..." Yeah right J.Lo, I can just imagine you going to the Grammy's with homeless Joe, dragging his cardboard box behind him. ALSO J.Lo----"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Jenny from the block. I used to have a little now I have alot, no matter where I go I know where I came from" I won't comment further...it'd be too easy Yes, she annoys the shit out out me....in case you couldn't tell Know I really KNOW why I think J-Lo is so crappy...thanx!!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the queen without a king Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Led Zeppelin's 'Dancing Days'-----I saw a lion he was standing alone with a tadpole in a jar... Yeah right! In Rob's defence it was probably the hallucinogens talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I doubt it. Just as I doubt that a seven nation army wouldn't be able to hold him back. I think he makes things up, that one! I think you're right! He's a habitual liar. He exaggerates things, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 'I love you....Yes, I love you'-----The Moody Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 My GGG...GGG..GGG...GGGeneration. Ba,Ba, Ba, Bennie and the Jets. Ma, Ma, Ma, My Sharona. Speech Therapy 101 is now in session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nobody has ever been dancing on the ceiling. Don't let yourself be fooled by the video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelmon Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Everything is Beautiful - Ray Stevens just a sampling.... Everything is beautiful in its own way Like a starry summer night Or a snow-covered winter's day And everybody's beautiful, in their own way Under God's Heaven The world's gonna find a way We shouldn't care 'bout the length of his hair Or the color of his skin Don't worry about what shows from without But the love that lives within Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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