Good Topic Reg, Cowboy hats with dangling wine corks. XXXX. G'day. Shelias. Giant Bouncing Rats. Boomerangs. Vegimite. The Great Barrier Reef. Great Misuse of the English Language. Bondi Beach. Great Humanitarian Nutters like Steve Irwin. The Australian SAS. Koala's. Ned Kelly. Regards, Danny

Yep I sure do, my weapon of choice is my quick wit, if I come across a dodgy character hell bent on owning something of mine I engage him in some idle chit chat before telling him what an idiot his sense of fashion is doing to his street cred before slipping back in too the shadows and leaving him perplexed as to my comments, if that dusney work a good boot up the bollocks usually will suffice or a well placed poke in the eyes should do the trick. Its been a long time since I did that stroll mate. Very Kind Regards, Danny PS, We're off for our walk now peeps, sees ya tomorrow, toddle pip now hey?

Ah Soul, yeah, love a good walk with my dog too, think its about time right now, 2.15am, no muggers or robbers are out now so it should be safe for them as I'm not a BIG fan of those activities. My little doggie always remembers this bench that I like to stop at so as not to wear myself out so I had better take some treats for the both of us hey? Very Kind Regards, Danny PS, Just got an email to say my Budgie bits are being sent to me for the Budgies Christmas prezzies, how wonderful?

Then you would loose any money wagered mate. At least Rugby is played fairly, unlike most other team sports, and that's why I like Grid Iron, its played in the Spirit I like. I say what I see, you no like? you take a good hard look and you might see what I see as well. I love Mongrels, as a Cockney I am a Pure Bred Bitsa, you know? Bitsa this and Bitsa that. Half English (Anglo Saxon Danish Norwegian) Half Irish (Catlick Prodidog) Some Jewish Jeans and even a bit of Scotch, you never know we might even have a relative or two in common. I do like a good piss take though, and I can take as good as I give, especially from races who think they have a righteous lineage, and the Welchers are as near to being British as any of my folk but I am allied to none of these hill people. I have some Canadian relatives, I was recently contacted by a 6th cousin whose grandfather emigrated there before WW1 and never kept in touch, and she traced our family back to 1725 in Norwich Norfolk, a nice lady. The more different blood the merrier I say, the better the cuisine for a start hey? Kind Regards, Danny

Hi Silver, I don't watch Wrestling, although the Wrestlers are for real they play to the minds of children and women, so its not a MAN'S GAME like Rugby. Rugby isn't ridiculous like you say it is, but just like a Yankee anything you can't play or win at you Ridicule, now you stick to your World Series with no one else involved and as always America will win, or Canada if you let them take part. I do like your Grid Iron though, but its stops and starts more times than a knackered vehicle that I think Rugby has its beating. Union rather than League, Union is so much more watchable as it doesn't keep stopping, it takes a REAL MAN to play it as well, all that padding and head protection in the American Game means sissies can hide in amongst the men and ruin what is in-fact a very fairly played and refereed game. The fact that you think that Rugby Union is played by Morons and is Accident Prone says a lot for you Ignorance and Arrogance, which you Americans inherit from your French and German Ancestry, as well as your Insidious Nastiness from the Spanish/Mexican/Hispanics Types and your love of Greed from your Italian Ancestry, and lets not forget your Inappropriate Love Affair with Porn from your Scandinavian Lineage. Your British Fair Play Inheritance and The Redskins Knowledge of all things Human seem to have been overlooked in your Character, shame, you could have been a Noble People but for that. Kind Regards, Danny PS, If you thought I was pulling your plonker then you were plobably right, not nessercellery but plobaly.

Hi Ally, Rugby? Now that's a MAN'S game, beats the hell out of those pansy games like Football/Soccer, American Football, Baseball/Rounders, Tennis, Cricket, give me a Rugby Player as a body guard any-day over overpayed overpriced overindulged poofters. Very kind Regards, Danny

Then please share them with us Madders. Kind Regards, Danny

No worries Kiwi, Snowmen don't last long around here anyway, but there is no need to shorten there life, a snowman isn't just for Christmas, or is He? What do you call a Snowman's Square Icicles? Cubicles. Kind Regards, Danny

I'll have you know that every time you say that a Snowman Melts. How do you bring a Snowman to his knees, kick him in the icicles. Regards, Danny

Two friends are seriously injured in an auto accident, both can see that bright light at the end of the tunnel and both glide along it until they reach the fog covered pearly gates. There they are greeted by Saint Peter who says, "What's that you have in your ears" The friends both reply "My Ipod headphones" Saint Peter asks, "What's an Ipod for?" The Friends say "Its for listening to music" Saint Peter says "Lets have a listen then?" The first Friend hands over his Ipod to Saint Peter who is consumed for hours listening to Led Zeppelin until he comes to the song "Stairway to Heaven" at which point Saint Peter breaks down sobbing with joy and says, "That song is amazing, you can go straight up the Stairway to Heaven and be seated at the right hand of God for all of eternity" Saint Peter then asks for the second Friends Ipod, but the second friend just shrugs his shoulders and says, "I'm an fcuking AC/DC fan, so where's the "Highway to Hell?" At this point both friends are given lifesaving treatment and come back to reality. The moral of this story is? (I'll let you decide) Regards, Danny

You sure you ain't got him mixed up with Chas the Chaplin? may God have mercy on your soul. Kind Regards, Danny

Oi Rover, I own an acre of that, I cant remember where though but you have no right to show everybody where I store my Stash, third Crater up from the River of Urea that flows from the Misty Mountains in to the Ocean of Jammy Cream Cakes, 53 degrees north of the Equator and 0 Degrees Greenwich Mean Time, and I do mean MEAN TIME. Regards, Danny

Hi All, I'm Back. I just had a text from Freddy Flintstone, it read, "The people of Bahrain don't want the World Cup, but the people of Abu Dhabi Do" Well i thought it was funny, and that's what counts, ner. Regards, Danny

Hi Kiwi, No its not people like her that keep the porn industry going, its people like Steve. Regards, Danny

Me Too. Is it a Statement? "Then" Or a Question? "Think" I know what I want to hear, how bout you? Yes, you are a "Hoot" Kiwi, or a even "Screech" and by the way do you live in a "Barn". Kind Regards, Danny

Hi Depat, Dont worry yourself mate, I've listened to All of Led Zeppelin Songs, and Many More Times than anyone I know, on here or anywhere else for that matter, How Many More Times I cant imagine but its true, so if you get stuck, as George the Junkie Michael would say "I'm Your Man". As always, Robert will be saying its "Nobodys Fault But Mine" or maybe its because He lifted so many lyrics He doesn't know His Bottle (arse) from His Spanish Archer (elbow). Regards, Danny PS, Still

WHAT DID YOU SAY? can you speak up a bit Magic I've been a bit mutton since birth. as it was, then again it may be. Regards, Danny PS, I've heard nothing from Mr Plant and its been over an hour now, my guess He cant remember He wrote. PPS, Still

Untill Mr Plant HIMSELF tells me otherwise and SHOWS ME the original notes of the Song as Solid Evidence and Proof I'll go with My own instincts and plum for "Think" as I can hear a "K" sound at the end of the word, and as Mr Plant proved in an interview during the page and plant era when HE coated a Led Zeppelin Song Book for misquoting HIS lyrics HE seems not to remember HIS OWN WORDS. I always wondered why HE didn't bring out HIS own definitive song book just for HIS personal clarity then HE wouldn't have had to rely on someone else's interpretation of HIS pronunciations. And where are the original scripts or the songs themselves? I would have thought He would have cherished them as much as HIS children as we all know how the years play havoc with the memory don't we. Regards, Danny

Hi 'dpat' It starts off "Think, as It was, then again it may be" not "Then, as It was, then again it may be" it makes more sense that way and Misses BIGDAN is the one who pointed it out to me. Good thread though. Regards, Danny PS, I think its a Song about Maureen.

Paul Simon-Graceland For the wife you understand? Regards, Danny

The Song Remains The Same

"Ye Numpty basta Ye" Numpty Dumpty Numpty Dumpty sat oan a wall, Numpty Dumpty hud a great fall. It wisnae accident him being so high. The stupid wee eejit wis trying to fly. http://glaswegian.in...100-Phrases.htm Regards, Danny PS, She has you summed up to a tee matey, she is not often wrong either.

That's the Nuts. About a foot above the drivers head and a foot to the left. Regards, Danny

Hi Nathan, When your Soul leaves your body and travels up to Heaven, Purgatory or Hell, let me tell you that at −273.15°C or −459.67°F or Fcuking Cold to the rest of us, you really do need your cloths on, and if Ally remembered to look very closely He will remember that His White Lady had Thermal Nickers on as well. Regards, Danny

Easy Ally, Voyeurs are real people, if you had been out Dogging that night She might have come back for a second peek, you lucky, lucky bastie you. Very Kind Regards, Danny