Look-up someone in the phone book with the last name of Apple.
You: Hello, is Mrs. Orange there?
Lady: No, you must have the wrong number.
You: Sorry, wrong fruit.
I was at a wedding last fall and one stupid mother had a crying baby that basically destroyed the ceremony even after guests were asked to not bring small children. Some parents are just selfish that way. If I brought my yapping dog to a movie theater, who would approve of that?
Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
Sorry I couldn't resist trying to cheer you up with a bit of Python.
Hope you heal quickly.
I really dislike people who allow their dogs to jump up on you and sniff about. Like I really want their damn filthy dog even touching me. And if you give the dog a push with your foot they act like you are at fault.
Im not 70 and i dont think fallon is funny. Letterman used to be funny, so was Conan. But fallon is just too rude to be funny. At least carson and leno treated their guests better. I think they got rid of leno because they were afraid that fallon would go to another network. which was the same thing they did with conan when they moved him up. I just thin nbc is afraid of competition in the future, because they were winning with leno. but who says nbc always makes good decisions? they dumped norm macdonold and he was the funniest guy they ever had on snl.