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This thread could use some humor.

I adore Canada. I have a uncle who lives in Calgary and when I visit it's like going to a whole other country... hehe. I think Yogi Bera would have said it that way.

It's raining again

So young to die so soon.

OMG there was this great sale on Stouffer's frozen mac and cheese so I'll be eating that for a month. Yum!

This week I was able to adopt two kittens from a family that had taken them in but had changed their mind. I was so thrilled to get these two little twin boy kittens as I have not been previously able to bring myself around after the loss of my longtime pet Jasmine my adorable Siamese who was stolen I believe last year. So I decided to take another chance but these will always stay in the apartment. No more chances. Any tips on how to raise indoor cats would be appreciated.

my toothbrush is pink

RIP to all the people murdered in Belgium. RIP to Gary Shandling.

Today I just stayed in my pjs and watched movies. Tomorrow I have to go by more food because I am down to just popcorn and cheese wiz.

I know, some people are just disgusting. It's like there are still hippies or something. There is one particular woman who rides my bus who is so bad that when she gets on about 10 people will get off.

I actually got a seat on the train today and nobody smelly sat next me to make it even better.

"Paper or plastic?" - Jimmy the bag boy

I am having frozen mac and cheese for dinner with a glass of red wine.

The scumbag gang member who lives downstairs was arrested early this morning and taken to jail. This made me happy. The guy beat up his pregnant girlfriend. I hope the baby is ok.

I am becoming ocd about coffee shops and dirty salt and pepper shakers. I really hate sticky salt and pepper shakers so now I take my own little travel salt and pepper with me.

We are losing rock and roll legends at an alarming rate now. RIP to George Martin

So sorry to hear this. Please accept my condolences.

THat is so funny I think I peed my pants a little. But don't worry because I'm not like you so I wont poop a little to even it out. hehe

I like the smell of sex

I tend to be very ocd about hand washing but other people's hands. I hate seeing dirty fingernails on cashiers and food servers and if I do I usually just leave.

Gawd was that boring or what?

I finally got my neighbor to move his junky motorcycle away from my window.

I will be bringing pita bread, hummus, fresh veggies and wine.