oh my gosh my brother and i used to laugh until we peed. well actually just i peed. so funny

is this a serious topic? i was once posessed by mcdonalds chicken mcnuggets, but now im free of that.

finally some good nectarines at the store

lol what do i squeeze so i dont get a urine tract infection again? point to it and im all over that sweetheart

half off mai-tais at the hula bar

my father was just like archie, but edith was such a kind hearted character

i guess im going to die of cancer

i lost 7 lbs last week on my new diet

im watching peirce morgan make a ass out of himself.

defending these moslems is not helping them to see how screwed up their religion is. the way they treat gays and women is enough to tell the whole story.

there are more fuckers than ever before in history just watch the news.

i should neve have kids i guess. they make me nuts when they cry

i woke up at 5am becuse the fucking woman next doors baby was crying again. sometimes i can see why people hate babies

a big hug from me

i am just getting really tired of muslims so much more then any other religion. a muslim woman where i work complained that my rolling stones backpack was offensive to her and i got called into the office. fuck any religion that tries to tell me how to live. this is why they kill us because they are fucked up in there minds and are trying to change how we live.

i ride the bus so i dont care what people do in their cars

very funny! lol

i want to get another cat but i dont know if will be good for my old cat at this age

apples to oranges. christians are a pain too me but they dont hack anyone with a axe. not even those baptist assholes who hate gays

i lost my bus pass and it is such a pain to get it replaced

i gave some money to the red cross. its not much but i was feeling really bad for them today

this is true about muslims. they have been killing us for a long time

it doesnt get better than star trek i am a huge fan

rip everyone who died yesterday

i am ocd about how i cook my eggs, they have to be perfrect.