905 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Actual: I get the feeling I could chase you clean on in the ball And wind up staying pull off, put down strung out and stalled. ...is that what the lyrics are? Oh. Well. I've got a contribution, then: I get the feeling I could chase you clean on in the farm, and wind up staying put off, put down, strung out & stoned. & not so much mishearing as being stupid, from Paul Simon's Mother & Child Reunion: I can't for the life of me Remember a sadder day I always, always thought of that as Saturday, which boggled me entirely. I was singing it recently and it clicked. Promptly a felt a fool, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahyoubetcha Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I thought it WAS "this mellow fat chick." I always thought it was "the smell of that chick just put my spine out of place" Max Webster Actual line was "Happiness is beginning to rise, from the streets up to Paradise Skies" Often misheard as " My penis is beginning to rise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunray782 Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Start Me Up - Rolling Stones Actual lyric: You got me ticking gonna blow my top What I heard: You got me licking like I'm Gorbachev I've been hearing this song forever, and I only looked up the real lyrics about 20 mins. ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 There's always Michael Douglas and Danny De Vito singing "Go and get stuffed" along to Billy Ocean's "When the Going Gets Tough". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Well these weren't me, but I had LZ II on in the car a few days ago and from What is and What Should Never Be Actual lyrics: It only goes to show, that you will be mine, by taking our time What my mum heard: It only goes to show, that you will do math, by taking our times And what my friend Sam heard while listening to the same song: Actual lyrics: Sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky. What he heard: Sail away, leave today, butterflies in the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 There is a song that they play on some commercial. I don't know what it is or who sings it, but the real words are "Secret Agent Man." I always hear it as "Secret ASIAN Man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songbird Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 My mum thought "Oh my Jesus!" from IMTOD was "Oh my Cheetos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 I always hear this differently: Takin' Care of Business Actual lyrics: You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning I always hear: You get up every morning from your long cock's warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones Actual: We decided that we would have a soda, my favourite flavour cherry red. Misheard: We decided that we would have a swordfight, my favourite flavour cherry red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Lithium - Nirvana Original: Light my candles, in a daze Misheard: Now my candle's in a daze I thought that sounded funny… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Purple Haze - jimi Hendrix Actual: Purple haze all in my brain Misheard: Rub your hands all in my brain. …ew… and of course also the 'scuse me while I kiss this guy thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lovely.rita25 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 These are funny. I hope no one minds me sharing this though it's not my personal experience, but I found this website that posted a Facebook entry from a person who thought the Pat Benatar line "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Lorde, Tennis Court: What I hear: Baby be the class clown I'll be the beauty queen in Sears (haha!) It's a new iPhone showing people how well we care ~~~~~~ The real lyrics: Baby be the class clownI'll be the beauty queen in tearsIt's a new art form showing people how little we care Video: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLee93 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Led Zepp For your life "had to pull away to save me" I heard-"I had Napoleon to save me" And "Down in the pits you go no lower, The next stop's underground" I heard "she wanna picture of my bloodwork, next stop's Charlie Brown" And to be honest I'm not a hundred percent sure that the "correct" lyrics I put are actually correct, I'm bloody AWFUL with lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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