Mona Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Why am I making so many threads today? Geeze...anyway, here's one more. We've all misheard song lyrics before. They can be quite amusing. Share yours. Song: Killer Queen Artist: Queen Original Lyrics: She's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam Misheard Lyrics: She's a killer queen, got my virginity, tiny mite with a laser beam Song: Running Down a Dream Artist: Tom Petty Original Lyrics: Running down a dream Misheard Lyrics: Running down a drain Song: Don't Bring Me Down Artist: Electric Light Orchestra Original Lyrics: Don't bring me down,grroosss Misheard Lyrics: Don't bring me down, Bruce! Song: Blinded By the Light Artist: Original Lyrics: revved up like a deuce Misheard Lyrics: Lit up like a douche Song: Living Loving Maid Artist: Led Zeppelin Original Lyrics: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat Misheard Lyrics: With a purple operator and a 50 cent head Song: Loser Artist: Beck Original Lyrics: Soy un perdedor Misheard Lyrics: Soar on a predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Neil Diamond...When I was a kid, I always thought "Forever In Blue Jeans" was "Reverend Blue Jeans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart Lyrics: Take your chances win or loser Misheard Lyrics: Take your chances with a loser Zep - The Rain Song Lyrics: You are the sunlight in my growing Misheard Lyrics: You are the sunlight in my groin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Neil Diamond...When I was a kid, I always thought "Forever In Blue Jeans" was "Reverend Blue Jeans" Me too! I got spanked when I was little for singing "Fucking on a thin wire" instead of "Walking on a thin wire" in a song by Huey Lewis and the News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 Me too! I got spanked when I was little for singing "Fucking on a thin wire" instead of "Walking on a thin wire" in a song by Huey Lewis and the News. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Derek and the Dominoes -- Layla Original: I'm beggin' darlin' please Misheard: I'd like a donut please At least that's what it sounds like to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunray782 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 On the Beatles, A Taste of Honey. The line goes "tasting much sweeter than wine." I thought for the lonest time that it was "tasty, but chewier than wine." I always thought wtf is he talking about?! Until I looked up the lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Me too! I got spanked when I was little for singing "Fucking on a thin wire" instead of "Walking on a thin wire" in a song by Huey Lewis and the News. On the Beatles, A Taste of Honey. The line goes "tasting much sweeter than wine." I thought for the lonest time that it was "tasty, but chewier than wine." I always thought wtf is he talking about?! Until I looked up the lyrics :lol: That's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelmon Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 When the Stones sang, I'll never be your "Beast of Burden". I heard I'll never be your Big Stuff Hurtin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Tall Cool One Robert Plant What I heard: Some cat a mooin' in the heart of the stone Actual Lyrics: Some kinda moanin' in in the heart of the storm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zosodude13 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Stevie Nicks: Edge of Seventeen Actual: Just like the White Winged Dove Sounds: Just like the One Winged Dove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 CCR-Bad Moon Rising- Dont go around tonight, Well, its bound to take your life, Theres a bad moon on the rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zosodude13 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 CCR-Bad Moon Rising- Dont go around tonight, Well, its bound to take your life, Theres a bad moon on the rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"........................ lets face it, its always adventure trying to understand John Fogerty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 lets face it, its always adventure trying to understand John Fogerty! So true. I just thought he was being very helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zosodude13 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 So true. I just thought he was being very helpful. John tried to tell us the drinking fountain was on the left during his solo career... but Fantasy Records wouldnt allow it do you know how thirsty I was?!?!?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Robert Plant Burning Down One Side I heard: You took the keys to my pool hall Actual line: You took the keys to my poor heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailer Trash Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Bruce Springsteen-Pink Cadillac Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spending all my money On a Saturday night. Misheard Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spanking on my monkey On a Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 House of the Rising Sun, by the Animals when I first heard it: I heard: Mum put on the black one, Mother put on the drain Actual lyrics: One foot on the platform The other foot on the train And it never occurred to me that my version made no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 For years I was convinced the line from Bohemian Rhapsody was: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from his own sauce of tea Actual lyrics: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity It took my friend and I singing it and her hysteria over what I thought, to finally correct it. Okay so even now I still am drawn to singing it my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 For years I was convinced the line from Bohemian Rhapsody was: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from his own sauce of tea Actual lyrics: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity It took my friend and I singing it and her hysteria over what I thought, to finally correct it. Okay so even now I still am drawn to singing it my way Many years ago Radio 1 DJ Noel Edmonds used to have a "misheard lyrics" section on his breakfast show. Ever since then Bohemian Rhapsody has had the lines "Is this the real life, is this just Battersea?" and "Spare him his life from these pork sausages" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 fun topic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Many years ago Radio 1 DJ Noel Edmonds used to have a "misheard lyrics" section on his breakfast show. Ever since then Bohemian Rhapsody has had the lines "Is this the real life, is this just Battersea?" and "Spare him his life from these pork sausages" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 CCR-Bad Moon Rising- Dont go around tonight, Well, its bound to take your life, Theres a bad moon on the rise. "There's a bathroom on the right"........................ Bruce Springsteen-Pink Cadillac Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spending all my money On a Saturday night. Misheard Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spanking on my monkey On a Saturday night. :hysterical: Ohhh boy… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimoblueday Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Not misunderstood by me, but by my mother: The first time she heard The Who's "Eminance Front" she asked me, "What did he say? Living in trunks?" She also misunderstood Dire Straights' "Money for Nothing." The line "maybe get a blister on your thumb" she thought was "maybe get a pistol up your bum." And no, I'm not making that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 She also misunderstood Dire Straights' "Money for Nothing." The line "maybe get a blister on your thumb" she thought was "maybe get a pistol up your bum." :hysterical: Damn, I love this thread… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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