Anjin-san Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”.Vendor takes the monk's $20 bill, hands him his dog, and closes the till. The monk says "Hey, what about my change?"Vendor says "Change must come from within." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 These both had me laughing today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sathington Willoughby Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 (edited) Groom ‘Sues New Wife For Fraud’ After Seeing Her Without Make Up For First Time A man who saw his new wife for the first time without make up is reportedly SUING her for trauma, after being shocked at her appearance. The unnamed couple had just got married in Algeria and after spending the night together, the husband woke up to find his wife bare faced. But rather than admire her natural beauty, instead the man REFUSED to believe the woman was his wife, believing her to be a thief. Finally realising that this was in fact the woman he loved, the man is now allegedly suing her for fraud and “psychological suffering”. A source told Emirates 247: “He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage. “He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.” The price of the husband’s “suffering” is £13,000. http://news.yahoo.com/groom-sues-new-wife-for-fraud-after-seeing-her-075109260.html Edited August 4, 2015 by Sathington Willoughby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 They should have played The Cars 'Moving In Stereo' during this clip lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypeO Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 From the Tosh.0 blog. Funniest part of this was the caption - It's a visual metaphor for every goal you've ever set for yourself. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DAS Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Kind of an oldie but I laughed when I saw it today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 That's the greatest thing I've seen... well, today at least. LOL Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LedZeppfan77 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) I was not at the bachelor party the other night and my wife did go to her daughter's bachelorette party in Buffalo. So at the bachelor party at some out in the woods party, the step father of the groom had a fucking porta potty brought in for $200!!!! I am going to ask around how the "flying shithouse is doing?" I do not care for the fucker. He must have a colostomy or something to have a shit house brought out to no mans land for a bachelor party!!!!!!! OMG PS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A SECRET!!!!!!! Edited August 18, 2015 by LedZeppfan77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily008 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 How did you manage to find this photo, Sath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sathington Willoughby Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 How did you manage to find this photo, Sath? I was reading an article on Huffington Post and it was one of the 'Suggested for You' links, and I just had to click it, for obvious reasons lol. Steve Carell's College Yearbook Photo Will Give You Mustache Envy http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/31/steve-carrel-college-yearbook-mustache_n_4703441.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 MEGA-HYPER LOLs. I WILL FOLLOW YOUUUU... on Twitter. The guy ducking out at 2:54 made me LOL hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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