ya mum (mom) jokes

[Mr. Big]

Ya mum's so fat when she goes to the beach, greenpeace try to push her back in.

[danelectro59]

Dean Martin to Sammy Davis Jr.

"Yo mamma so ugly that if he was married to her, the Lone Ranger gonna be alone for aloooong time!"

Edited September 20, 2008 by danelectro59

[Ronniedawg]

Your Momma is so fat, she needs a lifguard for her cereal bowl....

[Audra]

yo mama's so mean, she eat your evil twin, whole...

[Ronniedawg]

Yoor Mamma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras.

[Audra]

yo mama smoke so much that when she light up, the next door neighbor's smoke alarm goes off

[Bonham]

Yo mama so ugly.

[Audra]

Yo mama so ugly.

lol...ugly says it all

[danelectro59]

yo mama so ugly when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!

[redrum]

Hate to talk about your mama

She's the queen of the spooks

She wears Davey Crockett drawals

And combat boots

(damn, that's old)

[L 7]

`Yo mammie is so dark that when she went to night school they maked her abscent

[redrum]

When your mama is at the beach the cats try to bury her.

[Del Zeppnile]

Yo mama's so black, everytime she gets in the car the oil light goes on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came out.

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so ugly, any way she does it is still doggy style

[jimmie ray]

Yo mama so fat, when she walks around nakid it look like 2 pigs fightin' over a milk dud!

[59LesPaul]

ya mum (mom) jokes, Keep it clean

There's no fun in that.......

[yahyoubetcha]

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest they told her "no professionals please".

[L 7]

`Yo mamma is so dumb that when she went to the OB/GYN doctor he said

"How is your flow?"

She said

"My flow is linoleum"

`Yo mamma is so fat when she walks they call her 5.6 on The Richter scale.