Mr. Big Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Ya mum's so fat when she goes to the beach, greenpeace try to push her back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danelectro59 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Dean Martin to Sammy Davis Jr. "Yo mamma so ugly that if he was married to her, the Lone Ranger gonna be alone for aloooong time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Your Momma is so fat, she needs a lifguard for her cereal bowl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audra Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 yo mama's so mean, she eat your evil twin, whole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Yoor Mamma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audra Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 yo mama smoke so much that when she light up, the next door neighbor's smoke alarm goes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Yo mama so ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audra Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Yo mama so ugly. lol...ugly says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danelectro59 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 yo mama so ugly when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Hate to talk about your mama She's the queen of the spooks She wears Davey Crockett drawals And combat boots (damn, that's old) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L 7 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 `Yo mammie is so dark that when she went to night school they maked her abscent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 When your mama is at the beach the cats try to bury her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Yo mama's so black, everytime she gets in the car the oil light goes on. Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came out. Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps. Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama's so ugly, any way she does it is still doggy style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Yo mama so fat, when she walks around nakid it look like 2 pigs fightin' over a milk dud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 ya mum (mom) jokes, Keep it clean There's no fun in that....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahyoubetcha Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest they told her "no professionals please". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L 7 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 `Yo mamma is so dumb that when she went to the OB/GYN doctor he said "How is your flow?" She said "My flow is linoleum" `Yo mamma is so fat when she walks they call her 5.6 on The Richter scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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