Woke up and stumbled into the kitchen for my wake-up fix, and slipped on my ass in a huge pool of cold water. A flood. Seems some idiot had left the tap running slightly all night, and the plug hole was blocked by food debris, rice mainly, so it overflowed (the overflow hole was also blocked by food debris - looks like pak choi leaves). Nearly the whole floor was covered in water, and all the pots & pans in the cupboard under the sink are full of water too. This has happened before, and it wasn't my fault that time either. But again, it will be my duty to clear it all up.

Yes! Yes, it is ! Walter, you don't know how happy that makes me feel, that someone apart from my daughter recognised it. I wasn't too proud of this one, on account of being yelled at constantly for an hour by my wife during the delicate final stages - hence, the hair isn't all I'd hoped it might be...but obviously it was good enough! Thank you so much for recognising her!

I didn't mean to imply your gift was worthless, I have that book too and yes there are lots of cool pics. Yes we have quite a few cute Disney things for her because I overspent massively for her birthday a while ago so we held some back, here is a picture of the birthday cake I made for her if anyone's interested, can you tell who it is?

^ Now you haev made me happy as well Walter, because I'm going to a client's xmas party on Monday night and I had completely forgotten we have to do Secret Santa, it would have been very embarrassing to turn up without some worthless trinket so thank you very much kind sir

Back on topic, I am also happy today because my daughter won The Golden Balloon at school yesterday for the second Friday running.

If i had a clue why you are calling me Nick (see also your harrassing pms, where i already told you my name is Simon) I might give a shit, but I don't so I don't.

ok man, judge this, just doing my bit for World Peace, and in fact it's the last time I went anywhere near a bush lol:

The mix on this is truly terrible, but the fact that they have had 5 years to get it to sound right and failed suggests the problem was with the sound on the night and/or the source recording, which also has badly disguised high pitched squeals in places. It is what it is, it's nice to have it but I won't be watching or listening to it much. The rehearsal DVD is much more visually interesting and a better performance too.

We tried Thai Green Curry again last night just to see what all the fuss is about and it was awesome, there was some chicken in there but mainly it was langoustines, i picked up about 15 of them reduced from £9 to 90p, beautiful little sea monsters they were too, i had forgotten they are more like crab or mini-lobster than boring old prawns. Amazing meal, might be trying more of this Thai stuff now or i hope so anyway

I am finally back up and running with my own pc after struggling with my wifes lappy for the past 2 weeks or so, particularly the keyboard which is a total nightmare, many apologies to anyone who read any of my posts with their terrible typing, my own pc won't make any more sense of what i have to say but at least it should now be easier to read lol.

what an awesome pic, i especially love how the bed is totally trashed, grunt grunt edit not quite sure why she is wearing panties under that thing, totally unnecesary plus it could get tricky trying to get through

i would agree with that, everone else jsut seems intersted in big tits, i expect anjin is too but there are other body parts that matter more, especially teh face

just a little more to the right, Les, aaaaaahhhhhh

Woof woof, nice to meet you old chap, what are we supposed to do now, sniff each others arses i suppose, not sure how we'd do that online lol, anyway that trumps my breakfast. We jsut had shop-bought cook-at-home chinese: sweet and sour battered chicken, chicken with mushrooms and black bean sauce, chicken with cashew nuts and made our own egg flied lice, velly nice if you like chicken which we do

i thought you lived in Holland not Belgium lol, and what distinguishes a 'frikandel' from a normal sausage? i hope its not vegetarian...Linda McCartney sure has a lot to answer for

wow bummer, was he billed to appear, if he was i would be asking for my money back

that is painfully close to the truth

I useto be a big Guns and Roses fan, I downloaded all the VR stuff but i have never lsitened to it, should I? I also like Stone Temle Pilots

i just woke up for the second time, wondering what to do before dinner, chinese tonight yummy

its pretty eccentric having Ross Halfin for your best mate, still trying to work that one out

no but there are probalby plenty here who have

reswati you will probably crumble when you start writing those lyrics lol, 'hmm, what rhymes with Achilles'

apparently they have an enormous underground vault for their live archive, streches for 2 miiles in every direction, some one should nuke that quick before it renders the planet unstable

ok then, epic brekky, read 'em and drool, 2 slices buttered toast, 9 slices of fried chorizo, 2 eggs fried in the paprikka oil that came out of the chorry, and the last of the fish pie well it was really only the mash topping because SOMEONE nicked all the fucking fish out form underneasth. So now i am ready to take on the world, whatcha got?

arf arf