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1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

My apologies to the handicapped and all those smartasses lovely people who've seen it all before... My personal favorite is #11...:rolleyes:

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1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

My apologies to the handicapped and all those smartasses lovely people who've seen it all before... My personal favorite is #11...:rolleyes:

conclusion:

you are not more straight :whistling:

:hysterical:

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I can't believe none of you guys has a sense of humour. Good god....what happened to laughing about yourself? <_<:(

Remember that everyones sense of humour is different... Variety is the spice of life! ;)

Like I said before, I realise it's a bit of fun... At the same time, I think those sort of lists, done for either gender, are a tad pathetic.. :whistling:

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I didn't mean to be sarcastic. I posted this thread to make people chuckle a bit, if not laugh. Some did just that and that's nice - makes me happy. :beer:

I think the original sentiments of my first post have got lost... That was the point of me saying I realised it's a bit of fun. Wasn't knocking that fact at all.

Friends? :beer:

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Men-- :lol:

I'm up after four and a half hours of sleep, and he's still in bed. Why am I up? Turkey.

It's really no biggie, though. :P

I'll got back to bed in a little while. I need to cut the part between the drumsticks and the thighs in a half hour or so....

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What is this, the "Funny things I found in my inbox thread?"

No chain letters please.......

Men are funny though, just look at us naked, I laugh at every naked man I see.

They are quite funny looking naked.

But they're quite useful that way... :o:D

(Okay...not all men are useful that way, but you know what I mean...) :lol:

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