Electrophile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 No, I'm calling you dumb because when people speak in plain English to you, you feign obtuseness and ask stupid questions like "what do you mean" and "huh" and "I don't get it" when even the dead can get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Slocum Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I can now officially classify you as a troll. What? You, the guy who stalks a person named "Babs" around the board spamming threads is pointing the finger at anyone? And I don't see how your little declaration contributes anything to this thread, you are just trying to bait me.Furthermore I don't think anyone gives a rats ass about your official classifications. Now back on topic Spats seems a little confused about the whole subject, but I'll give him this he seems to have conviction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Spats deserves whatever he gets on this thread,we can't help him,so lets sit back and laugh. Spats,my last attempt at reasoning with you is this,you can whack off to your hearts content,go ahead,better than whining all the time. He hijacked a relationship thread and made it all about himself,he just had to have it all to himself,the thread should be for everyones relationships Spats,not just yours,you're getting the right dedication,no more amnesty on the relationship thread. And Mattmc1973,put a link to this thread in your sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 No, I'm calling you dumb because when people speak in plain English to you, you feign obtuseness and ask stupid questions like "what do you mean" and "huh" and "I don't get it" when even the dead can get it. Sometime the replies don't explain enough what they mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 but I'll give him this he seems to have conviction. Oh yeah, it's like Stephen Colbert said about President Bush..."He believes the same thing on Wednesday that he believed on Monday, regardless of what happens Tuesday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Spats deserves whatever he gets on this thread,we can't help him,so lets sit back and laugh. Spats,my last attempt at reasoning with you is this,you can whack off to your hearts content,go ahead,better than whining all the time. He hijacked a relationship thread and made it all about himself,he just had to have it all to himself,the thread should be for everyones relationships Spats,not just yours,you're getting the right dedication,no more amnesty on the relationship thread. And Mattmc1973,put a link to this thread in your sig! I didn't hijack anything. I talked about my situation and people replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Did it ever occur to you that if the woman is enjoying it......maybe you should too? Uh-oh...slippery slope there. Would that also mean that if a guy enjoys something the girl he's with should enjoy it as well? Furthermore I don't think anyone gives a rats ass about your official classifications. Confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 I just laughed so hard, my sister came in the room asking if I was okay. Holy shit, dude. High five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 No, you turned a thread that was supposed to be for and about everyone here, into a self-serving pity party about how much you think your life sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Uh-oh...slippery slope there. Would that also mean that if a guy enjoys something the girl he's with should enjoy it as well? Confirmed. I agree with Fuzzy. If one of the two is not enjoying it then they should not even be doing it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I agree with Fuzzy. If one of the two is not enjoying it then they should not even be doing it together. Next time a girl offers you a blowjob fight her off with a long stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Next time a girl offers you a blowjob fight her off with a long stick! I have had a few girlfriends since want to do it and they were out of luck. it was best for the relationship because of that. It would have ended soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Here Spats, take some love advice from Mooj, he understands that it's not all about the kinky stuff... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZwcbXeh4FY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Yes, god forbid the woman want to please you. How dare she. Next time, call the woman a filthy whore. Maybe slap her in the face to re-iterate your point. I mean, if you're going to act like a caveman, you might as well go for the gusto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I have had a few girlfriends since want to do it and they were out of luck. it was best for the relationship because of that. It would have ended soon. Now that's a matter of definition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Slocum Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Babs's referance to stalking is a joke. He is far more of a ball breaker than I sir. If you get to see more of his posts you may tend to agree. He saw that you were new and tried to give you an opinion of me off the bat. Well now Im sure you have made your own judgements. Oh well. As for another member on here who told me to grow up-Im not the one spending all my time on this teeny bopper soap opera of a thread. Adios. Another off topic post If Spats has an aversion to pleasuring women, more power to him I say. Leaves more for the rest of us who are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Yes, god forbid the woman want to please you. How dare she. Next time, call the woman a filthy whore. Maybe slap her in the face to re-iterate your point. I mean, if you're going to act like a caveman, you might as well go for the gusto. You are taking this the wrong way. There are a lot of people who have certain things that they don't like to do in bed. And they should never have to. I am not like a caveman at all. Exact opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Yes, god forbid the woman want to please you. How dare she. Next time, call the woman a filthy whore. Maybe slap her in the face to re-iterate your point. I mean, if you're going to act like a caveman, you might as well go for the gusto. Maybe a donkey-punch would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Maybe a donkey-punch would be good. He could use one. But then the donkey would have to wake up. Donkey likes to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Another off topic post If Spats has an aversion to pleasuring women, more power to him I say. Leaves more for the rest of us who are Who says i don't want to do that? But it shouldn't be at my expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 He could use one. But then the donkey would have to wake up. Donkey likes to sleep. Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Who says i don't want to do that? But it shouldn't be at my expense. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Who says i don't want to do that? But it shouldn't be at my expense. YOU SAID THAT! You don't want to pleasure/please women. You're the only straight man I know who sees a naked woman and tries to weasel out of having to touch her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 YOU SAID THAT! You don't want to pleasure/please women. You're the only straight man I know who sees a naked woman and tries to weasel out of having to touch her. Weaseling out of touching a woman??? When? Never. I never said i didn't want to pleasure a woman. But it has to be something i enjoy doing. Or else it's not going to be much fun. I wouldn't ask them to do something that turned them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Spats,you won't pleasure a woman,you won't let a woman pleasure you,now either go pleasure yourself or go gay,this is all i can say,nothing personal,but you have a tendency to whine and i feel like breaking someone's balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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