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Bong-Man Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Does Joe Biden wear boxers or briefs? Depends. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump will say it's done, and they'll all sit in the dark and applaud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bong-Man Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating. Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder. Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what’s your plan? The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital. You know you’re over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen’. How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, when the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years, and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives over 200 years. I too was once a male trapped in a female body....but then my mom gave birth. If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon. When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.” I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope. Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine. We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor”. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH. Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time. After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails. Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor. For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything. I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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greengrass Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) This is down the street from me . X it for video to start. https://www.facebook.com/reel/706086831381225 Edited November 30, 2023 by greengrass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 I was shocked to see my mate wearing a bra yesterday and asked him how long he'd been wearing one? He replied "ever since the missus found it in the glovebox". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redrum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 9/23/2023 at 12:33 AM, Strider said: 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 One thing I remember vividly about the 60’s Haight/Ashbury/Concert scene was that no one back then had a fucking sense of humor. Everyone thought they were so ultra hip that they were above all that. I’d like to go back and slap a lot of those people, and that includes the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 11/14/2023 at 8:12 AM, Bong-Man said: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH. Goddamned right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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