Deborah J Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Mrs. Dawg wakes me up. Sez " You're Late Again" Run into Bathroom reenact Scene from Austin Powers Brush teeth Throw on Jeans Collared shirt Grab Lunch Kiss better half goodbye Hop in Truck Drive 75 miles/hour 'til traffic stops Call Boss man tell him I'll be late Stop by and see double d girls to get a coffee Sign in at work with two minutes to spare. (was not late after all) Read Email Email Mrs. Dawg - "Made it on Time" Let the dogs out Brush teeth make coffee/drink OJ, take vitamin crawl back in bed with my dogs and coffee, watch CNN for a while Go out on the deck and watch the deer turn the computer on get ready for the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
led zep maniack Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 WAKE UP SCRATCH MY NUTS CRACK SOME FARTS GO BACK TA BED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms_zeppelin94 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Wake up, get out of bed Drag a comb across my head Find my way downstairs and drink a cup And looking up, I notice I `m late Find my coat and grab my hat Make the bus in seconds flat Find my way upstairs and have a smoke Somebody speaks and I go into a dream How original Ps- one of my favorite songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Dog_90 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 How original Ps- one of my favorite songs I would like to join you. I like the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I sleep late but my 'getting up' ritual is usually: Take a leak Wash face & hands Scoop out litter boxes (Wash hands again) Get dressed Turn on radio Put TV on mute and watch the weather Fresh water for cats Food for outside cats Eat an apple with vitamins Brush teeth Go to library to check e mails It's a 'hectic' routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cletus Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Wake up Eat breakfast Huge bowel movement go outside for a run or a walk come home and take a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hots on for nowhere Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Wake up, get out of bed Drag a comb across my head Find my way downstairs and drink a cup And looking up, I notice I `m late Find my coat and grab my hat Make the bus in seconds flat Find my way upstairs and have a smoke Somebody speaks and I go into a dream very clever. the 1st 2 lines i was thinking why does this sound so familiar and then BAM it hit me good old Beatles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maven2blue Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 How original Ps- one of my favorite songs One my favorites too. Recently, I was sitting in cafe at 2AM, talking to a friend and that song came on the jukebox. We stopped talking and just sat and listened. One of those cool, indescribable moments out of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 School Time (what's great about college is that I get to choose how early my first class is... this past semester, my first class was at 11:00 am): -Go to bed the night before around 12:30 am (I do NOT miss my Daily Show and Colbert Report from 11:00 to 12:00, Monday thru Thursday, on Comedy Central) -Wake up by alarm at 9:00 -Go to bathroom, take big dump -Shower -Brush teeth, use Listerine (kids kind because the real kind leaves my mouth in pain for about an hour... fuckin' alcohol... might as well rinse with Jack Daniels, fer chrissakes... at least it'd taste better... and you can swallow it... but then, JD might have less alcohol) -Go back into bedroom, turn on computer, go online, and check accuweather.com hoping it's going to rain (I prefer rainy days to sunny days) -Get dressed based on weather report and what's clean -Go downstairs -Sometimes, if I find something I want to eat, I grab breakfast. -Make the day's lunch and dinner (since my first class starts at 11:00, my last class doesn't end 'til 10:15 pm... but that's the compromise I have to make, and it's okay with me since I'm an insomniac). -Now it's about 10:15 am, so I head out to school. -If I happen to have some money on me, I will either stop at Dunkin Donuts or Einstein Brothers Bagels or Starbucks for breakfast, depending on how much I have and want to spend -Get to school at 10:50 am, run to first class Summer (assuming I don't have a job, which I don't right now): -Stay up late, to between 1:30 and 3:30 am -Get up between 9:30 and 11:00 am -Go online and check email, look for music to torrent (FLAC, of course), check email, cruise this and other forums and site -Take shower -Go back on line -Do some chores -Go back online -Stay online for most of day (unless eating lunch or going out of both) -Every couple days during the week, I'll go on a walk if I feel antsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L 7 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Thanks ms zepp 94 and hots on In reality I usually look for my glasses, a cigarette and a lighter. I decided not to share the details of my daily bodily functions but to all those who did, I marvel at your regularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maven2blue Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I wake up, have a cup of tea and a cigarette before heading for the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Mon - Fri Alarm sounds at 4:45 am cst. Wife shuts off alarm,turns on radio. Listen to a couple of wimpy softrock songs on a lame oldies station my wife likes. Roll outta bed,fire up the coffee,feed the cats, and get the newspaper out of my front yard. Turn on local tv news.Still not too awake, but wonder what it would be like to be nekked with with the local news info babe in a pay by the hour sleazy motel room. Read headlines,then editorials in newspaper. Love to read the pabulum the syndicated columnists write. Enjoy local editorials too. Get on treadmill and/or Bowflex, or both. Exiting the hops and barley from my system of previous night. Grab more coffee, switch to another local news channel.Wonder what it would be like to tag team the the weather info babe from this station, with the info babe from a competing network. Holliday Inn Express fer sure. Check the spin on Fox, CNN, MSNBC. No suprises there. Ignite my computer. Quick scan of BS e-mails. Go to Led Zeppelin site. See if SteveAJones has answered any mystery questions, or if Knebby has any new news, or has had to rip anyone a new orifice. Eat a healthy breakfast, brush teeth, kiss wife, then I exit through the back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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