solar Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Today's going to be a long day, so I thought I'd liven things up a bit. As I sit here listening to No Quarter from Vancouver '75, anxious and giddy and bored and wound up, I said to myself, "Self, what can you do to help pass the time, lessen the stress and generally be an aid and asset to your community?" I answered, "Shut the F up and go to sleep." But by then, the damage was done and I couldn't sleep. So I came up with this. Today 10 Dec (or Dec. 10) is the day to ask me whatever you like. It can be a question about how to spend this long day waiting for the show, what's wrong with your lover, will this gig be televised/recorded/Webcast, if you look 'chubby' in this outfit, if the Beatles now will reunite, do you have an extra ticket, what kind of bird is that, whether OJ was the real murderer, when is the best time to plant snow peas....basically, anything your heart desires. I, then, will respond to your questions dutifully and earnestly, with the kind of practical, salt-of-the-earth advice and wit that's become expected of me here and with my friends on the outside*. Unlike those folks I know in person, though, this is free of charge for you guys, because I like you all better. So ask away. Operator is standing by. *Disclaimer: Solar! is neither a licensed occupational therapist nor a botanist or an ornithologist, so take that salt-of-the-earth advice with said granules of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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