weslgarlic Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) Does anyone know any Led Zeppelin jokes?? Here’s my attempts 1) Led Zeppelin made vinyl records manually in a factory, how do they make CD ’S ? Robot Plant 2) Where do you find in a Led Zeppelin book how bad they were? The “Jimmy” Page 3) Who suggested Led Zeppelin covered “In the Navy “? John Paul Jones 4) Where would Led Zeppelin sell their antique toilet? “John” Bonham 5) How would Led Zeppelin get a” safe loan” ? “Peter” Grant Edited December 4, 2012 by weslgarlic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfman Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Don't quit your day job, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStairwayRemainsTheSame Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Led Zeppelin are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magerogue Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Led Zeppelin are shit. good one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Dounim Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Does anybody remember forests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Dirigible Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) Does anyone know any Led Zeppelin jokes?? Here’s my attempts 1) Led Zeppelin made vinyl records manually in a factory, how do they make CD ’S ? Robot Plant 2) Where do you find in a Led Zeppelin book how bad they were? The “Jimmy” Page 3) Who suggested Led Zeppelin covered “In the Navy “? John Paul Jones 4) Where would Led Zeppelin sell their antique toilet? “John” Bonham 5) How would Led Zeppelin get a” safe loan” ? “Peter” Grant *slow clap* Anyways: Edited December 4, 2012 by Led Dirigible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythe Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) 1) Led Zeppelin made vinyl records manually in a factory, how do they make CD ’S ? Robot Plant See, what you should have said is: Where do they manufacture the vinyl for Led Zeppelin's albums? In a Robert "Plant", haha! - They refurbish bad Led Zeppelin jokes in a Robert "Plant" too. Edited December 12, 2012 by scythe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Robert Anthony Plant = RAP music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Dirigible Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Robert Anthony Plant = RAP music Oh, please God no. Bluegrass was fine, but not rap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led Dirigible Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Here's an article (which I did not write) from a website called the Vinyl District: 10 Hysterically Funny Reviews of Led Zeppelin IV by 10 People Who Hate It http://www.thevinyldistrict.com/sanfrancisco/2011/08/10-hysterically-funny-reviews-of-led-zeppelin-iv-by-10-people-who-hate-it/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythe Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Robert Anthony Plant = RAP music James Patrick Page = JPP = phonetically, GYP, haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 True: Van seen on the motorway: " Robert Plant Eggs" Someone wrote underneath "Whole Lotta Oeufs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 *slow clap* Anyways: love that one, saw it on facebook awhile back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted December 14, 2012 Author Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) on Christmas day instead of led zeppelin sharing a tin of their usual roses or quality street candies , their going to have a celebration(s) day uk members will get it Edited December 14, 2012 by weslgarlic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythe Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 on Christmas day instead of led zeppelin sharing a tin of their usual roses or quality street candies , their going to have a celebration(s) day uk members will get it Dear fellow UK members: Is this funny? Should I laugh? Sincerely, Scythe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Shep Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 well i aughed, but i've been at the basil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scythe Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 No ^Ha! I knew there was a laugh to be had somewhere, thanks chillumpuffer! well i aughed, but i've been at the basil Old Shep, never mix poor jokes with good basil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillumpuffer Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Basil ! Basil ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooma Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Oh, please God no. Bluegrass was fine, but not rap! Robert did a song that sounds like rap, at least a mid 80's version and what some of it sounded like. A song called Too Loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 You don't like my Led Zeppelin jokes , You don't have your own ? Hey Hey What Can I Do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Hey Hey What Can I Do ? Misty Mountain Hop Over The Hills And Far Away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Misty Mountain Hop Over The Hills And Far Away. Nobody's Fault But Mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nobody's Fault But Mine That's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 That's right. "Your Time Is Gonna Come" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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