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14 minutes ago, Brigante said:

Bad, Chillumpufer, bad! I had to venture into the badlands of Nottinghamshire this morning and when I got to the site, the council bloke failed to show up with the keys - so I had to scale a 6ft brick wall and hack through a site full of 5ft brambles. In 23-degree heat, goddammit! I hates me the tropical South!

Oh dear Nottingham. That's a bit east from me. Furthest south I go (unless it's to Cornwall) is Buxton. Scaling a 6ft Brick wall, 5ft Brambles??? Not doing a Guerrilla grow are you?

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Hilariously, it used to be the bowling green of a Conservative Club and they used to make a big thing of it having the best grass (...) in the Midlands. 
Sutton in Ashfield, south-west of Mansfield - all the glamour jobs... 

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1 hour ago, Brigante said:

Absolutely f*cking murderous. It was 20 degrees at 7.00 a.m., FFS. Vile. Gulf Stream, f*ck off!

Hold tight my Tyke friend. It will all come to a finish - but not until next weekend. I've booked it for my trimming  ;)

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F*ck, f*ck, f*cking f*ck - as the dear old Queen Mum used to say!
I'm sat under an open window in the coolest part of the house and my clothes are literally soaked through with sweat, the very air is like an oppressive miasma of pish and I've got a pressure headache from the orrible glowering hell of it. It's grim up North!
BBC weather forecast for this coming weekend? 'It  might rain - but it might not'!? She literally said that. How do they get actually paid for spouting that guff?!

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10 minutes ago, Brigante said:

F*ck, f*ck, f*cking f*ck - as the dear old Queen Mum used to say!
I'm sat under an open window in the coolest part of the house and my clothes are literally soaked through with sweat, the very air is like an oppressive miasma of pish and I've got a pressure headache from the orrible glowering hell of it. It's grim up North!
BBC weather forecast for this coming weekend? 'It  might rain - but it might not'!? She literally said that. How do they get actually paid for spouting that guff?!

Has it been any different from the normal?? Very cool in our old stone cottage. Lovely. I'm going in the garden for a cold Peroni and a fat blunt.:suntan:

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Crikey it's hot. Cycled the 5 miles to the Golf club, had a round, cycled back. Had to sit in a cold shower for 5 minutes. Thankfully we live in an old stone cottage as it's really cool inside. Beers are in the freezer for sundown :suntan:

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It really does try to be winter here, and succeeds of a night, but had a cuppa out the back with the cheese and kisses this arvo at 3pm and had to go back inside as the afternoon sun was cooking us. Absolutely magic when the wind is not spoiling it.

I do not look forward to the coming summer given how the northern hemisphere copped it this year... :unsure:

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17 hours ago, chillumpuffer said:

@Brigante. Are you still alive man? 31 c here today

Barely, mate - 30 degrees, five days in a row...in Yorkshire?! WTAF, man?
It's a lot easier to warm up when it's cold than it is to cool down when it's hot, eh - how the hell is that fair!?

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