Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What is your middle name? Petunia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) What is your middle name? Petunia? Hey, that's my cat's name! This is her, the little guy is starting to take an interest in her... Edited February 8, 2008 by Mattmc1973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I love how he says there's stuff he'll never tell someone he's involved with. I'll dump a man for lying to me and keeping secrets. Depends. If he lies about something that concerns our relationship - yes. If he lies cause he wants to watch footie rather than go shopping with me...no problem. As long as it doesn't get out of hand that is. Same with secrets - everybody's got them. As long as he isn't hiding from me that he's secretly betting our money on greyhounds, has a wife in Albuquerque or works for the CIA...fine. Nobody needs to know everything about their partner. And who gives a shit about your middle name? Mine is Ann. Bet that's spat's middle name as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey, that's my cat's name! This is her, the little guy is starting to take an interest in her... Awwwwww.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What is your middle name? Petunia? I was thinking it might be Mergetroid or something like that. "Dutch Oven"... I'd never do that. It's a good way to never get laid again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 You don't? No, never have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 No, never have. You really need to go out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I love how he says there's stuff he'll never tell someone he's involved with. I'll dump a man for lying to me and keeping secrets. And who gives a shit about your middle name? Mine is Ann. La-dee-da. I didn't say lie. Just not tell them every single thing about myself. I am not talking about a criminal record or anything or anything really bad. That stuff should be revealed. But just normal stuff. I don't owe anyone every single detail about myself. Ann is a nice name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 ^ Again, shows a lack of self-confidence. If you're with someone, and you're scared to tell them your middle name because you're worried about what they'll think, or that they'll laugh, then you're not very secure with yourself. Refusing to tell your girlfriend your middle name just makes you look like a ridiculous child. Volley to you Spats, give me your lame rebuttal please... Matt, I am not scared. I think it's a stupid name. I don't like it at all. It's embarrassing. No one likes to reveal anything embarrassing about themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I was thinking it might be Mergetroid or something like that. "Dutch Oven"... I'd never do that. It's a good way to never get laid again. Good thinkin'. Why did I end up the guy who thinks its cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 What is your middle name? Petunia? No, but it's not the most manly name for a guy. And my last name is the type of last name that could be made fun of . And it was when i was a kid sometimes. Not a cool last name. If i wanted to be a movie star or something i would definately have to change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Matt, I am not scared. I think it's a stupid name. I don't like it at all. It's embarrassing. No one likes to reveal anything embarrassing about themselves. Being too scared to say your middle name is embarrassing... *Points finger at spats* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
songbird Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Anyone from the old board remember Plastic Zep? Thats who I think spats is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) Matt, I am not scared. I think it's a stupid name. I don't like it at all. It's embarrassing. No one likes to reveal anything embarrassing about themselves. It's your fucking middle name! No one is asking you to admit that time you let your dog lick peanut butter off your schwantz. Edit: Actually, not revealing your middle name makes sense here. You don't want to form any kind of intimate bond with a woman, so keeping as much as possible from her fits into your MO. I mean, you're the guy who pretty much outlaws all kinds of sexual contact with a woman.....you want to be as distant from her as possible, even in bed. Edited February 8, 2008 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 It's your fucking middle name! No one is asking you to admit that time you let your dog lick peanut butter off your schwantz. I know it may sound silly to some but it's not a middle name that you would be proud to say is yours. I just can't stand it. And the funny thing is the A hole teacher never said anyone else's middle name. He was always a jerk anyways. I remember i did this book report and you had to read it in front of the whole class. So i write this whole thing up. Worked really hard on it. Got the nerve to read it in front of the whole class. Read it. Was pretty happy with myself going back to my desk and in front of of the whole class he says "You this mispronouced (insert word here) and you mispronounced (insert word here). What a A Hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I know it may sound silly to some but it's not a middle name that you would be proud to say is yours. I just can't stand it. And the funny thing is the A hole teacher never said anyone else's middle name. He was always a jerk anyways. I remember i did this book report and you had to read it in front of the whole class. So i write this whole thing up. Worked really hard on it. Got the nerve to read it in front of the whole class. Read it. Was pretty happy with myself going back to my desk and in front of of the whole class he says "You this mispronouced (insert word here) and you mispronounced (insert word here). What a A Hole! I'm just the opposite..my middle name is what everyone knows..almost nobody knows my first name...not that I dislike either, except that they are so common. I went to school with a kid who had trouble saying "a" and "it" too..don't be too hard on yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) No one likes to reveal anything embarrassing about themselves. I don't mind revealling embarrassing stuff about myself. Usually it's a good laugh. Ya gotta laugh at yourself kiddo.You're too serious and boring.No wonder you get rejected. Most women love a sense of humour.Probably more than looks. Although, I'm very funny and extremely handsome so I could be wrong. Edited February 8, 2008 by Babs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey guys!!!!! My middle name's Rochelle. Yes! Rochelle! OMG! I am so, like, embarrassed! Like wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I don't mind revealling embarrassing stuff about myself. Usually it's a good laugh. Ya gotta laugh at yourself kiddo.You're too serious and boring.No wonder you get rejected. Most women love a sense of humour.Probably more than looks. Although, I'm very funny and extremely handsome so I could be wrong. The rejecting was based most on looks. First impressions are very important. Not everyone can be funny. You either have that gift or you don't. Jerry Seinfeld has said you can't teach someone to be funny. I just can't laugh at embarrassing stuff about myself. I don't find that stuff funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 The rejecting was based most on looks. First impressions are very important. Not everyone can be funny. You either have that gift or you don't. Jerry Seinfeld has said you can't teach someone to be funny. I just can't laugh at embarrassing stuff about myself. I don't find that stuff funny at all. Oh. OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) It's your fucking middle name! No one is asking you to admit that time you let your dog lick peanut butter off your schwantz. Edit: Actually, not revealing your middle name makes sense here. You don't want to form any kind of intimate bond with a woman, so keeping as much as possible from her fits into your MO. I mean, you're the guy who pretty much outlaws all kinds of sexual contact with a woman.....you want to be as distant from her as possible, even in bed. i don't outlaw all kinds of sexual contact. But like everyone else i have my likes and dislikes when it comes to the bedroom. And i don't mind forming "imtimate bonds" if its what i am comfortable. It depends on what particular intimate bonds you mean. Edited February 8, 2008 by spats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Unless your middle name is "turd", "Hitler", "sex", "dildo" or "vagina"......why the fuck can't you say what it is? Do you think humanity as a whole is that shallow that they'd laugh at someone's middle name? Get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Unless your middle name is "turd", "Hitler", "sex", "dildo" or "vagina"......why the fuck can't you say what it is? Do you think humanity as a whole is that shallow that they'd laugh at someone's middle name? Get over yourself. Are you kidding?...think of the awesome combinations of names you can make with those words... If my name was Hitler Dildo I'd tell everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 i don't outlaw all kinds of sexual contact. But like everyone else i have my likes and dislikes when it comes to the bedroom. Oooohhh...tell! Nah, wait - first tell us your middle name... This is so exciting I'm about to cream my pants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey guys!!!!! My middle name's Rochelle. Yes! Rochelle! OMG! I am so, like, embarrassed! Like wow! HEY!!! That's my daughter's name! (well, CLOSE, actually it's "Rachelle".) I used to have an aunt named Rochelle...everyone simply called her "Rocky". AND SHE DIDN'T GET EMBARRASSED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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