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Corrupt-a-wish game


noora

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I noticed that we're missing this one so:

"Alright so here's how to play... somebody makes a wish, then the next person says something to the effect of "granted, but *insert bad thing here*"

EXAMPLE:

I wish I had a £1000

Granted, but it turns out the money is fake.

I wish I had a new car

granted but it has no chairs haha

"

I wish I had money right now so I could buy my dad a birthday present

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Granted, it is 80 degrees and not a cloud in the sky. However, you are wearing a snow suit and the zipper is stuck.

I wish I did not have to clean my litter boxes.

Granted but you'd have to clean them tomorrow and they're even more filthier

And Vannis:

Granted, but you couldn't see anymore

I wish I could go back in time

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granted but someone steals it

i wish it would be weekend

Granted^ it is now Friday someone gave you free tickets to see LZ and backstage passes Thursday, but you weren't there because you skipped over Thursday.

I WISH the flood control message would go to hell.

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Granted but you do have to have to go to a breakfast tomorrow

I wish my Mothership DvD wasnt missing 2 songs that it said it has

(haha clever rant)

Granted but then your DVD gets burned accidentally

I wish to be granted a seat at a venue.......where the God's "chill" and bells ring for the celebration......where people will enter Valgrind to observe the very best

Granted, but then Satan wrecks havoc upon it

I wish I could see if Satan actually existed.

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granted, you wish you were stuck in the ice in antarctica

i wish i had my homework done

Granted, but then your dog eats it, how ironic, huh

I wish all the people of the world could live in peace and harmony. That we could all just hold hands and sing Kumbaya and live as one with all the dolphins and the sea creatures in a new world free from pain and fear.

I am not corrupting that. Except maybe the dolphins take over like they did in the Simpsons

I wish I wasn't so stressed out.

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