DeepBlackZeppelin Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Granted, but there are so many people there that we're in the nosebleed seats trapped behind a basketball team constantly bellowing for Stairway and throwing beer bottles into the air. I wish I knew how to play the saxaphone. Granted, but then you never have enough money to buy a saxophone, and you don't have enough moral dis-integrity to steal one This hasn't been corrupted yet I wish I wasn't in a huge argument with my mother yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Granted, but it wouldn't have resulted in the compromise you made! I wish my ISP didn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarmy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but it wouldn't have resulted in the compromise you made! I wish my ISP didn't suck. granted, but now your neighbors have somehow cracked into your internet and slowed it down worse. ... I wish I didn't have to take a final exam tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leddy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 granted, but now your neighbours have somehow cracked into your internet and slowed it down worse. ... I wish I didn't have to take a final exam tomorrow... ^^^^^ Granted but you spend the rest of your life working in the sewers !! <<<I wish that life wasn't so complicated !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul - on the old site Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but your name is Cletus, and you play the banjo I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leddy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Granted, but your name is Cletus, and you play the banjo I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow ouch not the banjo !! ^^^ granted but thats it, no work ever and you become a huge slob like ?????!!!!! <<< I wish it was last monday night again !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul - on the old site Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 ouch not the banjo !! ^^^ granted but thats it, no work ever and you become a huge slob like ?????!!!!! <<< I wish it was last monday night again !! Granted, but when getting off the tube, your hand (including wristband) gets severed off, leaving your beloved pass winging its way down the Jubilee Line, in some kind of Groundhog Day-esque nightmare. I wish my Les Paul didn't need to go to the menders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Granted, but when getting off the tube, your hand (including wristband) gets severed off, leaving your beloved pass winging its way down the Jubilee Line, in some kind of Groundhog Day-esque nightmare. I wish my Les Paul didn't need to go to the menders Granted, it gets stolen before it gets there. I wish I could chill with friends right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 granted, you have to study alien languages i wish i was typing with both hands right now! it would be a lot faster then. I wish i had a boyfriend but he's not here...j/k Um I am going to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoso13zeppelin Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Granted, it gets stolen before it gets there. I wish I could chill with friends right now! Granted, but they don't like you I wish I didn't have school tomorrow! I wish i had a boyfriend but he's not here...j/k Um I am going to think about it. Well… I can tell ya I wasn't doing that with my other hand… I can't actually remember what I was doing… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 you don't but your parents just hired you a tutor to spend 12 hours tutoring you a day. i wish the pain would go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irg82 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Granted, but the pain goes away because of death. I wish I could see Led Zeppelin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Granted you get to the venue front row seats lights go down and the screening of the 02 reunion DVD begins. You failed to read the article which the headline read Led Zeppelin Live and you bought tickets. If you read it you have learned it was a screening. Wish I was poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Granted, you are poor. But you have to be controlled by a wealthy psycho woman. I want a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I noticed that we're missing this one so: "Alright so here's how to play... somebody makes a wish, then the next person says something to the effect of "granted, but *insert bad thing here*" EXAMPLE: I wish I had a £1000 Granted, but it turns out the money is fake. I wish I had a new car granted but it has no chairs haha " I wish I had money right now so I could buy my dad a birthday present Give your dad a big hug because like most of us dads that all he wants are needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Granted, you are poor. But you have to be controlled by a wealthy psycho woman. I want a vacation. Your wish is granted. I hear Antarctica is beautiful this time of year. I wish I was a better guitar player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Your wish is granted. I hear Antarctica is beautiful this time of year. I wish I was a better guitar player. granted! but alas you are destined to play only really bad disco at cheeseball weddings i wish i could go back in time to the 70's to see Zep play live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 granted! but alas you are destined to play only really bad disco at cheeseball weddings i wish i could go back in time to the 70's to see Zep play live You're wish is granted, 70 A.D. should put you far enough back. I wish i had somthing to do tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Granted but it's illegal and you get busted. I wish I had a bigger room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Granted but it's illegal and you get busted. I wish I had a bigger room. Granted, but there is no way to get inside. I wish I had the password to unlock the bangbus website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LZ77 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Granted, but when you logon the only footage you get to see is someone washing the bus. I wish people would just leave SteveAJones alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 granted, but the mass avoidance kills him i wish i could meet Robert Plant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Granted, but it's when he has an illness and he just says "ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh" when you meet him while he's leaning over on the floor I wish I had a job so I can have money, and my mom won't yell at me when I need money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LZ77 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Granted, your Mom no longer yells because now she's your boss. I wish some new 1977 Zeppelin video would be released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Granted, your Mom no longer yells because now she's your boss. I wish some new 1977 Zeppelin video would be released. granted, but its a video of an actual zeppelin, you know the big balloon i wish i could live in England for a few months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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