DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 If I was God, I would make sure life was controlled by a computer keyboard, so we could insert, delete, backspace, pause, or tab through the moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenix Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Excellent idea, fenix! I have no idea what they are, but if they stop people's heads from exploding, they're OK with me! Basically its that thing attached to the end of your cars exhaust pipe that stops all the nasty stuff going into the atmosphere. Now where could one insert such a device...hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenix Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 If I was God, I would make sure life was controlled by a computer keyboard, so we could insert, delete, backspace, pause, or tab through the moments. Well thats me knackered I'm a terrible typist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Well...I wouldn't care about it if it weren't so damned smelly! Especially if it didn't happen when I had my head in his lap or near is butt! Or at the dinner table... he used to have manners...then seven years went by. ROFL Not to mention the burping while talking. He thinks he's cute. Seriously. Jurasic Fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Well thats me knackered I'm a terrible typist Whoops didn't think of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If I were God I'd make it so kids weren't mean to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If I were God I'd make it so kids weren't mean to each other. me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If I were God I'd make it so kids weren't mean to each other. I hear ya, mean kids have parents that neglect them give them insecurities so they take their aggressions out on their peers. Or their parents smoked crack while carrying the child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yep, it's quite saddening, and infuriating If I was God, it would be impossible to abuse or manipulate an innocent person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 interchangeable body parts, so when you are on your feet all day and they are sore and tired screw them off and screw new ones on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If I was God, I would make sure life was controlled by a computer keyboard, so we could insert, delete, backspace, pause, or tab through the moments. I hope it doesn't mean Micro Soft technology, if so we could see a lot of people needing a "ctrl+alt+del"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Well...I wouldn't care about it if it weren't so damned smelly! Especially if it didn't happen when I had my head in his lap or near is butt! Or at the dinner table... he used to have manners...then seven years went by. ROFL Not to mention the burping while talking. He thinks he's cute. Seriously. They all do...which makes them kinda cute...in a flatulent-puppy kind of way... Now where's that gasmask-smilie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Make sense of smell optional, so that you can switch it off at smelly moments, perhaps? Or just remove nose. Like the interchangeable body parts. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I would definitely get rid of fleas and mosquitos and remake the human bunghole so that we wouldn't have to use toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquamarine Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 I hope those two (excellent) ideas weren't connected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 If I were God, I would have never planted that stupid tree of knowledge, so nobody would've ever had free will, and then I wouldn't have to sit here and bang my head against the celestial wall over all the stupid things people do to mess up the earth/each other. Maybe we're entertaining for him/her/it, though...like the ultimate reality show. All I can say is that I hope God's amused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Make sense of smell optional, so that you can switch it off at smelly moments, perhaps? Or just remove nose. Like the interchangeable body parts. ^^ I had a next door neighbor who had no sense of smell. He'd come over before he had a big date and ask me if his house smelled funny. Then he'd make me sniff him too. It worked. He was quite the ladies' man....with my help and reccomendations on which Glade Plug-ins to buy! I would definitely get rid of fleas and mosquitos and remake the human bunghole so that we wouldn't have to use toilet paper. But WE would still have to use it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 If I were God, I would have never planted that stupid tree of knowledge, so nobody would've ever had free will, and then I wouldn't have to sit here and bang my head against the celestial wall over all the stupid things people do to mess up the earth/each other. Maybe we're entertaining for him/her/it, though...like the ultimate reality show. All I can say is that I hope God's amused! That's very incisive. If he could just get that man running that ship in the "Tidy Bowl" to quit mucking about in our seas. And get the kids to quit pissing about in the petri dish of life, all would be well in the world as we know it today, right? Shad w PS I would make all baby poopsies turn to gold as they came out the poop chute and rename the anal sphincter "led." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotBound Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 30 minute orgasms,just like pigs. I was going to go for eyes in the back of my head.... If we only get one choice? Don't think anyone will beat this brilliant idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotBound Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ^ Uphill battle, though, isn't it? How about all flatulence etc. is directed inward, so that only the, er, perpetrator is aware of it? Isn't an implosion what creates black holes? Then we'd have pockets of anti-matter swirling about on the streets posing a danger worse than an open manhole? [er, so to speak?] *Robert singing* Watch out, watch out, watch out! Jimmy ate beans last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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