pagemccartney95 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Gerald Ford: He Can't Stand Up For Falling Down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BIGDAN Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Q. Why are all Lesbian's children Irish? A. Because their mother's tongue is "Gaelic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) "I have a diverse family, I come from a diverse state. I married an Alaskan." - Sarah Palin answering a question about Harry Reid's recent "racist" comments from Bill O'Reilly. Yes, you married a white hick in a predominately white state who also is a proud member of a group who want secession from the Union! Wow, what a bumbling atrocity. Think she'll fit in at Fox News? You.......fuck it, You betcha! Edited January 13, 2010 by bigstickbonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I was out walking the dog with my wife last night, it had been snowing hard and we thought it would be a good idea to write my name in the snow while i took a piss. Because of my cold hands i let my wife write it which she did in her best joined up writing. Further down the road in an older patch of snow we found that my best friend had previously did the same, only it was also in my wife's best joined up writing. Regards, Danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Oh my Lord this is hilarious! Cake Wrecks-Funny Christmas cakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=hrontojPWEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) Apparently there's a tradition of pranking the opening act during the last show on country tours... Edited January 17, 2010 by Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Chris Morris's Four Lions: exclusive clip from the 'jihadist comedy' http://www.guardian....-lions-sundance Edited January 22, 2010 by Conneyfogle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I love when mine do that. Take my wife.....Please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Cougar Town http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zG7LejcRm4&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOJO Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS twas the night before Christmas and all through the hood, not a ho was working though they knew they should. her stockings were stained with jizz and a hair, with hopes that a john would soon appear the pimp was at home all snug in his bed while visions of benjamins danced in his head mama was in the bedroom and i on the couch watching a movie about a Christmas grouch i was smoking a joint and drinking a beer when mama called out "get your ass in here" upon entering the room i saw her in bed totally naked from her toes to her head i was licking her pussy with my dick in her mouth that's when we heard someone shout so i jumped to my feet to see what it's about i looked in the living room and to my surprise two thugs appeared right before my eyes head to toe, front to back both clad all in black the short fat one held it open while the skinny one filled their sack it was fat boy who provoked my attack because i had noticed he was drinking my jack skinny spotted me standing there steaming causing him to charge at me screaming i hit him so hard he fell to the floor causing fat boy to run for the door i pounced on him quickly like a lion on it's prey there was no chance he was getting away beating him badly within inches of his life i heard the other say "let him go or i will kill your wife" i turn around and noticed he was wielding a knife which made me decide i would take his life whooping his ass and having a ball suddenly i put his head through the wall at that moment fat boy returned with this thought in his head he wanted to kill me with a pipe made of lead with a mighty swing mama smashed his head with the bat she pulled from under the bed i turned to face her holding my head because i realized they were both dead she was standing there naked still holding the bat it was my Louisville Slugger can you imagine that we disposed of the bodies before returning to bed i looked at mama and this is what i said "Merry Christmas baby" and the sun was shinning bright "somehow we survived another night!" this story is true and i often wonder i might have let them live and keep the sack if fat boy would have left his hands off my jack because he made that mistake his biggest blunder he and skinny are now six feet under. MOJO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Ricky Lays Down Ricky Gervais rehearses for Deep Purple MK III reunion Made by me just for a laugh Edited February 4, 2010 by Conneyfogle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetredwine Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Actually, this one makes me laugh AND CRY... David Crosby Has Mixed Feelings About Donating Sperm Again "It's discouraging how this worked out, because one of the main reasons that (wife Jan and I) did it was because of the love between Julie and Melissa, who have obviously transferred that affection to new partners." "He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby's role in the conception. To his dismay, Etheridge and Cypher decided to split up seven months later... Julie Cypher is (now) married to Matthew Hale while Etheridge is (now) married to actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, who recently gave birth to twins using an anonymous sperm donor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Funny add bit from SNL: Cialis for Threeways http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/cialis/1199728/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 From them to me As a result, your video has been blocked worldwide. What should I do? No action is required on your part. Your video is still available worldwide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deborah J Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Lawnmower Dui Taser Arrest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nXbFi1DiGg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 From them to me As a result, your video has been blocked worldwide. What should I do? No action is required on your part. Your video is still available worldwide Well, the links were from the official NBC site, so maybe someone has managed to post this on You Tube.... worth a look... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conneyfogle Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Well, the links were from the official NBC site, so maybe someone has managed to post this on You Tube.... worth a look... Ah, no it was nothing to do with your link, sorry It was a video I upped to youtube, and thats what they sent me, telling me my video was blocked but not blocked (Saying that, the NBC video is not available to my area) Edited February 10, 2010 by Conneyfogle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Did anyone see Carrot Top on Leno with his Tiger 'Wood' golf club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Did anyone see Carrot Top on Leno with his Tiger 'Wood' golf club? Carrot Top can be brutal..... I remember when he, on Leno, said s/t about little boys underwear in reference to Michael Jackson and his trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erings Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) Posted this link in the Oh Canada thread - but it's too funny to not share with the whole world. Brace yourself! Regina Mayor gets KISS make-over Edited February 12, 2010 by erings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 THE SCOUSER AND THE GAY MAN It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his tiny near deserted local pub in Liverpool was a scouser. He was having a few beers as usual when a well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the scouser and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" The Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him. He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar. Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to the scouser and said, "I've never seen you react as badly as that before. What did he say to you?" "I don't know," the scouser replied.. "Something about a job." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) Hi Danny,all, THE SCOUSER AND THE GAY MAN It was coming to the end of the day and sat in his tiny near deserted local pub in Liverpool was a scouser. He was having a few beers as usual when a well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the scouser and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" The Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him. He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar. Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to the scouser and said, "I've never seen you react as badly as that before. What did he say to you?" "I don't know," the scouser replied.. "Something about a job." Joss? KB Edited February 16, 2010 by Anjin-san Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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