Ronniedawg Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I had sex 4 times last week and changed 2 lightbulbs Changing lighbulbs is foreplay for a lot of women Babs, and its a shame most guys "dont get it".....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 who knew huh? and to think I spent all that time and money on silk robes, ascots, Barry White and Rod Stewart CD's, various lotions, candles, overhead mirrors, lava lamps, pipe/tobacco, zebra/leopard print everything, and 70's classic porn for the big screen. All I had to do was mow the lawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 who knew huh? and to think I spent all that time and money on silk robes, ascots, Barry White and Rod Stewart CD's, various lotions, candles, overhead mirrors, lava lamps, pipe/tobacco, zebra/leopard print everything, and 70's classic porn for the big screen. All I had to do was mow the lawn! If we knew then what we now know... I guess spats gets by on charm....And his gummy smile. I've always liked ascots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Ascots are cool, and not just for the old and stinky. Kilts work too Babs. Used to wear one with black army boots and a sweater.......I used to get compliments on my sweater all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I used to run around in a white spandex body suit with a brass codpiece.Quite an eye catcher that.I mean it's not for everyone but ya gotta take chances. Juliet may remember our conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I had sex 4 times last week and changed 2 lightbulbs You know, it was a woman who invented long life bulbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I just log on, and sure as hell this thread is on the top again. Which proves once again that shit floats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I just log on, and sure as hell this thread is on the top again. Which proves once again that shit floats. Just mining for comedy gold my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I agree: I think we need a pic Spats and please, with an ascot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 You asked for it, you got it!!! Now, for the first time anywhere, a painting of Spats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I knew it Who else were you expecting? A real man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Who else were you expecting? A real man? Good point ! Though I get the feeling he's out buying light bulbs as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babs Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Good point ! Though I get the feeling he's out buying light bulbs as we speak Or an ascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Or an ascot. Or a codpiece with a hardened steel lock, just to make sure he isn't violated. By WHAT, I have no idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 You asked for it, you got it!!! Now, for the first time anywhere, a painting of Spats... What-spats worry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I had sex 4 times last week and changed 2 lightbulbs Yeah, but you are married aren't you??? I am sure that works with wives but i am talking single women that you are dating or getting to know. It takes a lot more than changing lightbulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Changing lighbulbs is foreplay for a lot of women Babs, and its a shame most guys "dont get it".....lol. It probably is foreplay for married women. But there is difference between married women and single women or dating women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Who else were you expecting? A real man? Dude, stop bringing up the "real man" thing. There is no one definition for that. It's 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude, stop bringing up the "real man" thing. There is no one definition for that. It's 2009. It being 2009 doesn't mean that all men are turning into a bunch of gutless, cowardly, thoughtless, self-serving little pricks who won't give their ladies a little lickin' to keep them happy. Just you, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude, stop bringing up the "real man" thing. There is no one definition for that. It's 2009. yeah didn't Joe Jackson sing a song about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 who knew huh? and to think I spent all that time and money on silk robes, ascots, Barry White and Rod Stewart CD's, various lotions, candles, overhead mirrors, lava lamps, pipe/tobacco, zebra/leopard print everything, and 70's classic porn for the big screen. All I had to do was mow the lawn! And if she walks in and you're pushing the vaccum cleaner, the panties drop now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 It being 2009 doesn't mean that all men are turning into a bunch of gutless, cowardly, thoughtless, self-serving little pricks who won't give their ladies a little lickin' to keep them happy. Just you, pal. You would be surprised how many guys don't like to do that dude. Seriously. Is there anything you won't do for a woman? Are you really that unselfish? You have a stereotyped view of how guys should be. I am not cowardly but i have some fears. I am only human. I am not thoughtless. I think about other people but i also look out for myself. A person cannot be completely unselfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 It probably is foreplay for married women. But there is difference between married women and single women or dating women. Since the beginning of time men hunted and women made a nest, so we're talking human nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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