JethroTull Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I am going to a party tonight though. Hopefully there will be some cool, pretty women there. Buddy says he will do his best to get me some female attention there. What's this Buddy shit? I told you this before, your Buddy doesn't want you to get laid, be happy or rich. So now you want your Buddy to hook you up. You are sick. Go see a therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longdistancewinner Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day LDW!! After this post I'll buy you a ticket to Toronto so we can hang! You're too kind, Roxie (Dammit! I came back.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Spats, I can actually feel you stunting my mentality. I'm done with this thread. I can't believe how long I've been trying to give you advice. I can't believe how many more people have tried giving you advice. And, frankly, you're either a retard or a complete windup. You don't take any of it in. I don't care how many women your beloved buddies have banged. I don't care that you haven't been laid. I don't care that you went to Harbourfront last night (and every other night) - I don't even know what the fuck it is! I don't care that you're a singleton. I don't care that you can't/won't cook. I don't care that you only want to hookup. I don't care that you only want a 'hot' girl. I don't care about how unfriendly the women in Toronto are. I don't care that you received more interest dressed as the Joker. It's not that much of a stretch - you're a joke to me. I don't care about your gummy smile. I don't care that you don't want to do all the hard work. I don't care that she never called you back. Are you getting the message? No? If I wasn't concise enough, I'll say it now - I just don't fucking care. I came on this board to talk about Zeppelin, instead I spent half of it giving advice (not bad, at that) to you. I don't know who is the bigger idiot - you or me. You don't actually give a shit about what we're saying to you. You just want someone to tell you that all your monstrous traits are actually attractive to a woman. They aren't. And I wouldn't even suggest you turn to men - that's just as offensive. You're taking the piss with us just as much as we've been with you. Please stop this fucking thread before I buy a ticket to Toronto - and see a man about a hatchet, whilst I'm there. I sincerely apologise to anyone that I'll inevitably offend during this rant, but, frankly, this is Spats. I'm sure you'll be able to understand. I do care what you have said. And i have taken some of the advice. You haven't been through what i have so you probably won't be able to relate. I don't expect you to. You and i are different people. Sorry if i frustrated you. But it's my life. Be happy you are not living it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 What's this Buddy shit? I told you this before, your Buddy doesn't want you to get laid, be happy or rich. So now you want your Buddy to hook you up. You are sick. Go see a therapist. My best chance of meeting a woman that i will like is with them. Not on my own. They are sincerely trying to help. They are not trying to ruin it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 If there are two girls at a bar. One i find hot and one i find unattractive. If i approach the hot one i am shallow? Admit it you would do the the same. If there was a guy who you thought was good looking and then a guy there whose looks did not appeal to you, you would chat up the good looking dude. It's no different. I am not saying only look matter. But when you are first meeting people, their looks are going to be what you notice first and if you like their looks then they already have a foot in the door with you. This is irrelevant, because you won't approach her. But to answer your inquiry... I can't admit it because I've never approached a handsome stranger at a bar. I'm simply not sexually (or otherwise) interested in people I don't know. So it makes a whole lotta difference. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Dude, just because a guy isn't a alpha male does not mean he is anywhere near being gay. You keep bringing up the gay stuff. I am going to a party tonight though. Hopefully there will be some cool, pretty women there. Buddy says he will do his best to get me some female attention there. HA HA HA HA!! So you'll count on your friend to bring them over to you, make them take your phone number, call you up and invite you out for a date and then pay for the date, make the first move and dump you when they find out you have fears of intimacy. Just stay home with your hand and save everyone the grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 This is irrelevant, because you won't approach her. But to answer your inquiry... I can't admit it because I've never approached a handsome stranger at a bar. I'm simply not sexually (or otherwise) interested in people I don't know. So it makes a whole lotta difference. Sorry. You have never been aroused by just looking at a great looking guy? Or your interest has not gone up compared to guy who's looks don't attract you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Spats, I can actually feel you stunting my mentality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Spats, I can actually feel you stunting my mentality. I'm done with this thread. I can't believe how long I've been trying to give you advice. I can't believe how many more people have tried giving you advice. And, frankly, you're either a retard or a complete windup. You don't take any of it in. I don't care how many women your beloved buddies have banged. I don't care that you haven't been laid. I don't care that you went to Harbourfront last night (and every other night) - I don't even know what the fuck it is! I don't care that you're a singleton. I don't care that you can't/won't cook. I don't care that you only want to hookup. I don't care that you only want a 'hot' girl. I don't care about how unfriendly the women in Toronto are. I don't care that you received more interest dressed as the Joker. It's not that much of a stretch - you're a joke to me. I don't care about your gummy smile. I don't care that you don't want to do all the hard work. I don't care that she never called you back. Are you getting the message? No? If I wasn't concise enough, I'll say it now - I just don't fucking care. I came on this board to talk about Zeppelin, instead I spent half of it giving advice (not bad, at that) to you. I don't know who is the bigger idiot - you or me. You don't actually give a shit about what we're saying to you. You just want someone to tell you that all your monstrous traits are actually attractive to a woman. They aren't. And I wouldn't even suggest you turn to men - that's just as offensive. You're taking the piss with us just as much as we've been with you. Please stop this fucking thread before I buy a ticket to Toronto - and see a man about a hatchet, whilst I'm there. I sincerely apologise to anyone that I'll inevitably offend during this rant, but, frankly, this is Spats. I'm sure you'll be able to understand. Just what I thought, the longest thread on a board bout the coolest band in the universe is a thread bout some wimpy cunt and his endless complaining about how unfair he gets treated day by day. If you go visit him, I see that you get the ticket already, so I will donate a William Wallace broadsword, so you can release him from his eternal suffering. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 HA HA HA HA!! So you'll count on your friend to bring them over to you, make them take your phone number, call you up and invite you out for a date and then pay for the date, make the first move and dump you when they find out you have fears of intimacy. Just stay home with your hand and save everyone the grief. That's not exactly how it works. But they introduce me to women they think i will like and then hopefully things will work out from there. They are not always on the mark with their choices but sometimes they are. I think sometimes they introduce me to women who are not my type hoping i will broaden what i find attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 You have never been aroused by just looking at a great looking guy? No, I've never been aroused by a stranger. I can't imagine them even kissing me, no matter how great looking they are. I need to know them before I can even think of anything so intimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 That's not exactly how it works. But they introduce me to women they think i will like and then hopefully things will work out from there. They are not always on the mark with their choices but sometimes they are. I think sometimes they introduce me to women who are not my type hoping i will broaden what i find attractive. logical, since you only date porn magazines and your right hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longdistancewinner Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I do care what you have said. And i have taken some of the advice. You haven't been through what i have so you probably won't be able to relate. I don't expect you to. You and i are different people. Sorry if i frustrated you. But it's my life. Be happy you are not living it. Oh, for fucks sakes. I've been through shit. We've all been through shit. Are you that self-absorbed that you think you're the only one? I've been through illnesses (myself and my family), I've been through robberies (whilst I slept upstairs - that really fucked me up), I've gone through bereavements, I've known two women to have been murdered. I had a nervous breakdown at 18. Do you fucking see me whining about it? I've tried to give you the best advice I could, even though I suffer from Generalised Anxiety Disorder, Social Anxiety and Depression. Believe it or not, I actually understand (to a degree, mind) your thought process, especially when you think of yourself as you do. You frustrate me because you don't know what real problems are. If being unable to bang a hot girl is the worst of your problems, I'd gladly swap lives with you for a day. Some of us on here have gone through just a teensy weensy bit more than that. Some have gone through a lot worse than me. But you'd never know because we don't fucking whine about it. But, hey, it's our lives. Be happy you're not living it. Fucking grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 No, I've never been aroused by a stranger. I can't imagine them even kissing me, no matter how great looking they are. I need to know them before I can even think of anything so intimate. Really? Then how would you get to know someone you found hot looking if you were single? i can get turned on just by looking at a woman i don't know. I guess it's a guy thing. No, i shouldn't say that because women do go crazy for celebs they don't know. And i have seen women at clubs and parties talk good looking men they are looking at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 You haven't been through what i have so you probably won't be able to relate. That's so pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Oh, for fucks sakes. I've been through shit. We've all been through shit. Are you that self-absorbed that you think you're the only one? I've been through illnesses (myself and my family), I've been through robberies (whilst I slept upstairs - that really fucked me up), I've gone through bereavements, I've known two women to have been murdered. I had a nervous breakdown at 18. Do you fucking see me whining about it? I've tried to give you the best advice I could, even though I suffer from Generalised Anxiety Disorder, Social Anxiety and Depression. Believe it or not, I actually understand (to a degree, mind) your thought process, especially when you think of yourself as you do. You frustrate me because you don't know what real problems are. If being unable to bang a hot girl is the worst of your problems, I'd gladly swap lives with you for a day. Some of us on here have gone through just a teensy weensy bit more than that. Some have gone through a lot worse than me. But you'd never know because we don't fucking whine about it. But, hey, it's our lives. Be happy you're not living it. Fucking grow up. I am just referring to dating and relationship stuff in my life. Not life and death stuff. I guess it seems like a bigger deal to me because it's happening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 That's so pathetic. Someone who has been in a long relationship might not be able to relate to someone like me who can't get a date is what i mean. Two different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longdistancewinner Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I am just referring to dating and relationship stuff in my life. Not life and death stuff. I guess it seems like a bigger deal to me because it's happening to me. Uh, 'dating and relationship stuff' is life. Again, are you that self-absorbed that you think you're the only one to have been turned down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Really? Then how would you get to know someone you found hot looking if you were single? Yeah, really. Spats, are you not getting this on purpose or are you really that dense? When I was single, I didn't spend every single day looking for a date. I have also other things to worry about. I see good looking men every day, but that doesn't mean that they attract me sexually. I didn't need to get to know my bf because I already knew him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Uh, 'dating and relationship stuff' is life. Again, are you that self-absorbed that you think you're the only one to have been turned down? I realize other guys have been turned down. (although i would question whether they have my rejection stats) But a lot of the advice i am getting is from women who don't do the approaching and aren't the aggressor. So how are they going to be able to relate to me? How many times have you been turned down? I would wager not many. Same with a lot of women here. The pressure isn't on women for a lot of the dating stuff and asking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Yeah, really. Spats, are you not getting this on purpose or are you really that dense? When I was single, I didn't spend every single day looking for a date. I have also other things to worry about. I see good looking men every day, but that doesn't mean that they attract me sexually. I didn't need to get to know my bf because I already knew him. You are lucky then. None of the women i have ever dated are women that i already knew as friends. We met for the purpose of hooking up. So it's harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Someone who has been in a long relationship might not be able to relate to someone like me who can't get a date is what i mean. Two different things. And you, of course, know longdistance's whole history, right? That's pathetic. You have been rejected as a teenager (good god, who hasn't!) which bothers you to this day, and you theat it as a collosal tragedy. That's even more pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PennyLane Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I think Spats women problems all stems from his childhood. Someone in his life must have done a number on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicago Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 So many pages for a guy with blue balls. You need a long weekend with an older and experienced woman and then this thread will end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longdistancewinner Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I realize other guys have been turned down. (although i would question whether they have my rejection stats) But a lot of the advice i am getting is from women who don't do the approaching and aren't the aggressor. So how are they going to be able to relate to me? How many times have you been turned down? I would wager not many. Same with a lot of women here. The pressure isn't on women for a lot of the dating stuff and asking out. Alright, Tim-nice-but-dim, I was never asked out during school. Not once. From the age of 4 to 17, not one guy ever told me he liked me. Not that I'm looking, but no one expresses interest in me now. And when someone did ask me out - my boyfriend - he threw up straight after. He was drunk. Romantic, yes? I was turned down whenever one of my friends would blab that I liked so-and-so. It was always in that, 'I like you, but not in that way', kind of tone. And I - and many of my friends - had the misfortune of usually fancying the guys who were too popular for us - and, as a consequence, had girlfriend's already. I don't think any of us give two craps about those guys now, or about school. It's over. It's done. Do you see us crying in the breast milk? And, yes, I can relate - some of that shit were factors in my breakdown. I think Spats women problems all stems from his childhood. Someone in his life must have done a number on him. If he doesn't pack this thread in, I'll do a number on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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