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I think I speak for the entire known world population that..

WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER VIAGRA OR PENIS PLUS OR COCK-A-DOODLE-YOUR-SCHREW COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS. Everyone, including young school children, know if you can't get it up, there's a magical pill that will assist you.

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I think I speak for the entire known world population that..

WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER VIAGRA OR PENIS PLUS OR COCK-A-DOODLE-YOUR-SCHREW COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS. Everyone, including young school children, know if you can't get it up, there's a magical pill that will assist you.

"Smiling Bob" would agree! :D

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How's it going "Virginia" as well as our fellow die hard hard core ZEPPELIN fanatics? I hope all is well with you "Virginia." The one commercial that I cannot stand is the new Taco Bell commercial when the guy is dressed in drag and pregnant trying to sneak in some nachos at the game. I can understand if the guy (Or gal) was trying to sneak in some dope, a bong or booze but nachos? In my opinion, it would have been better if the commercial had ended with his friend dropping the drag queen off at a gay bar.

Do any of you remember a few years back when the Quiznos slogan in their commercials used to be a deformed rat that used to talk. Ever since that commercial aired, I have never bought anything from Quiznos ever again. Now, everytime I see a Quiznos commercial, I always remember that sick ugly deformed rat. Now I even think that Quiznos cook rats and use it for their meat. If you look closely in their subs, you can barely see the rat's tail in it. ROCK ON!

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How's it going "Virginia" as well as our fellow die hard hard core ZEPPELIN fanatics? I hope all is well with you "Virginia." The one commercial that I cannot stand is the new Taco Bell commercial when the guy is dressed in drag and pregnant trying to sneak in some nachos at the game. I can understand if the guy (Or gal) was trying to sneak in some dope, a bong or booze but nachos? In my opinion, it would have been better if the commercial had ended with his friend dropping the drag queen off at a gay bar.

Do any of you remember a few years back when the Quiznos slogan in their commercials used to be a deformed rat that used to talk. Ever since that commercial aired, I have never bought anything from Quiznos ever again. Now, everytime I see a Quiznos commercial, I always remember that sick ugly deformed rat. Now I even think that Quiznos cook rats and use it for their meat. If you look closely in their subs, you can barely see the rat's tail in it. ROCK ON!

That Taco Bell one is pretty obnoxious. I'm glad I haven't seen the Quiznos one; that's a really bad visual! :unsure:

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That Taco Bell one is pretty obnoxious. I'm glad I haven't seen the Quiznos one; that's a really bad visual! :unsure:

Hi "Virginia!" Just thinking about that ugly deformed rat singing makes me sick. Another commercial that I used to think was funny but they don't show it anymore is when a SUV filled with young adults were harassing BIGFOOT by teasing him into thinking that they were going to give him a ride. Everytime BIGFOOT tried to get into the vehicle, the vehicle would speed off, then quickly stop and come back and vice versa. This would go on until BIGFOOT got pissed and grabbed one of the youngsters out of the SUV and threw him into the forest. There was another commercial when BIGFOOT was sleeping and some young adults were spraying either whipped or shaving cream on his hand and when they rubbed a thin branch against his face and deliberately woke him up, he would hit his head and smear the cream all over his head. This was obviously a no no since BIGFOOT grabbed one of the young ones and threw him a pretty far distance. It would be a shame if someone really tried this in real life. Thats probably why we don't see these commercials anymore. I'll think of some more commercials and post them here on your thread. In the mean time, live life to the fullest and ROCK ON!

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I absolutely HATE those damned Billy Mays commercials. What a loudmouthed sonofabitch! <_<

That Shamwow guy ain't far behind.

As far as the funny ones go, those Smilin' Bob pecker pill commercials are hilarious at times. :lol:

:lol: Me too - why does Billy May need to shout at us. Does he really think that will make us want to buy those products :blink: Me thinks not!

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"Smiling Bob" would agree! :D

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How's it going "Dzldoc" A.K.A. Charles? It looks like you're getting better by the minute, keep it up. Smiling Bob, his smile is so phony that he looks like he should be the poster child for side effects as a result of birth control, premature ejaculation and fake orgasms. The commercial industry should make two more commercials on Smiling Bob as follows: Episode 7, Smiling Bob ends up in the emergency room with a swollen penis after overdosing. Episode 8 and the final one in which Smiling Bob gets caught by his wife in a sleezy motel with a dwarf prostitute resulting in catching the clap and getting his ass kicked out of the house and into the doghouse with the family dog. Catching fleas and ticks from the family dog, it wouldn't take very long before the family dog kicks him out. Doing this, Smiling Bob won't be smiling anymore. ROCK ON!

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God, that Burger King one is MORONIC!!! Not to mention bewildering...who exactly are they marketing to? If it's the Spongebob crowd, well, that's a little sick, first of all, plus the kiddos are not going to get the reference to a 15-20 year old rap song. If they're marketing to people who are old enough to remember that song, why all the Spongebob? That's the most random combination of pop cultural items I've ever seen.

And that Head On one...sheeeezus. Apply directly to the forehead...yeah, that's right, as in I'm going to apply MY FIST directly to YOUR forehead, jerkface!

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I absolutely HATE those damned Billy Mays commercials. What a loudmouthed sonofabitch! <_<

That Shamwow guy ain't far behind.

As far as the funny ones go, those Smilin' Bob pecker pill commercials are hilarious at times. :lol:

lol

Billy Mays reminds me of Bluto on the Popeye cartoons and Vince Shamwow reminds me of a meth addict. You want to keep your children away from both.

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Billy Mays reminds me of Bluto on the Popeye cartoons and Vince Shamwow reminds me of a meth addict. You want to keep your children away from both.

:lol:

Billy Mays also reminds me of "Al" on Home Improvement. Just MUCH louder and more obnoxious!

The Shamwow dude reminds me of a guy whose ass I'd like to kick the living shit out of.

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