Chicken Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. My apologies to the handicapped and all those smartasses lovely people who've seen it all before... My personal favorite is #11... I know this is just for a laugh and everything but I have to say that I find things like this very annoying! All that "ooooh men, what are they like?!!"...like they're all the same. It just annoys me! And things like this in crappy magazines and everything: ...it's just so corny! And...false. And it's like loads of women wanna jump on the bandwagon and have a little laugh about it all the time but it's just...argh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 (pssst.....Chicken....see my first post in this thread....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desirezep Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 You know MEN it has occurred to me, never really grow up, they have their mother doing everything for them till they grow up, then they get a girlfriend,or a wife and she does everything for them and so it continues, I am so glad I am free, and not a MAN, am strong,and independant,lot going for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 What is this, the "Funny things I found in my inbox thread?" There was no man in my inbox! I mean...wait... *checks again* No. No man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 (pssst.....Chicken....see my first post in this thread....) Haha...oh yeah. That's very true. And I resent it being assumed that we all "need one"! I'm certainly no feminist either though. This just falls into putting people in boxes which bugs me in any context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 I know this is just for a laugh and everything but I have to say that I find things like this very annoying! Well, you got that wrong. I just had another look and I've decided that it wasn't for laughs. So there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 You know MEN it has occurred to me, never really grow up, they have their mother doing everything for them till they grow up, then they get a girlfriend,or a wife and she does everything for them and so it continues, I am so glad I am free, and not a MAN, am strong,and independant,lot going for that. Yeah, I know what you mean. But they are cuddly. Especially when they're asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 You know MEN it has occurred to me, never really grow up, they have their mother doing everything for them till they grow up, then they get a girlfriend,or a wife and she does everything for them and so it continues, I am so glad I am free, and not a MAN, am strong,and independant,lot going for that. Kind of makes men seem like a bunch mentally deficients who don't know how to do anything....I for one can actually take care of myself without depending on someone else! Shocking! I know, and I'm only 16. I may choose to be lazy sometimes, does that mean I can't do something? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desirezep Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Yeah, I know what you mean. But they are cuddly. Especially when they're asleep. I don t know, I don t have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 You know MEN it has occurred to me, never really grow up, they have their mother doing everything for them till they grow up, then they get a girlfriend,or a wife and she does everything for them and so it continues, I am so glad I am free, and not a MAN, am strong,and independant,lot going for that. That's an awfully big brush you're using there desirezep. You can't seriously think all men are like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Well, you got that wrong. I just had another look and I've decided that it wasn't for laughs. So there! Well if that's the case I feel kinda sorry for the person that wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desirezep Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 That's an awfully big brush you're using there desirezep. You can't seriously think all men are like this? THE ONES I SEEM TO MEET ARE>>>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 I don t know, I don t have one. May try and catch the bf on the old webcam while he's asleep - you'll see what I mean (just ignore the snoring and dribbling...and farting...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levee Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 THE ONES I SEEM TO MEET ARE>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm truly sorry to hear that. Here's hoping that changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Yes---most men are not like the list posted. But most of the men I know can use each one of those to apply to him throughout one time or another of his life...(but don't most women have generalities that can be applied to them every once in a while, too?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 (edited) Men are not all bad. I kinda like them. They are hard to figure out though. The only thing I can say for certain is that I don't like to date guys with hair shorter than mine, because it just seems like the shorter the hair, the more uptight and judgemental, or at least, that's my experience. Edited November 22, 2007 by ~Bonnie~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Men are not all bad. I kinda like them. They are hard to figure out though. The only thing I can say for certain is that I don't like to date guys with hair shorter than mine, because it just seems like the shorter the hair, the more uptight and judgemental, or at least, that's my experience. So, if you dated a guy who had long hair and you got on really well, then out of the blue he cut it all off... Would you call the whole thing off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 So, if you dated a guy who had long hair and you got on really well, then out of the blue he cut it all off... Would you call the whole thing off? I think that'd be stupid. If I really liked the guy I wouldn't care if he cut his hair off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Bonnie~ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 So, if you dated a guy who had long hair and you got on really well, then out of the blue he cut it all off... Would you call the whole thing off? no, unless he cut his hair for the wrong reasons....not that I'd never date a guy with short hair, but I definately prefer the long-haired mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Spider Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Men are weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noora Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Men are weak. I'm sorry I found that funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 no, unless he cut his hair for the wrong reasons....not that I'd never date a guy with short hair, but I definately prefer the long-haired mentality. There's a long-haired 'mentality'..? I thought it was just laziness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 All we need to do is make a thread about women, and put the exact same list down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puck Slapping Maple Sucker Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 It's so true, us men are pathetic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I like number 9 and 11 Speaking of 11, never heard of "fair warning"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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