Bonham Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 OMG. Today, I'm just forcing these quizzes on you guys. But this is by far the funniest I've encountered yet. .... This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules: You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court There are no weapons or foreign objects Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) The children are merciless and will show no fear If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you. Here's my score: You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight. Please take this pointless quiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidmoon Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 OMG. Today, I'm just forcing these quizzes on you guys. But this is by far the funniest I've encountered yet. .... Here's my score: You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight. Please take this pointless quiz! Evidently, I too could take 22 five year olds in a fight. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy01 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 ummmm 39 is that a good thing ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 ^ Hahaha, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight. 28 isn't that bad now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbucker Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Sadly, only 21 here (must be getting soft). RB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I could smoke 24 of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstickbonzo Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 24.. but statistically speaking, obesity runs high in most kids.. I'd just throw some nooget at em and they'd be no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Throw nougat at them and it would be no problem? I could take 25... not bad...for a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KashmirDevi Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Hahaha! My score.... You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight. Bring em whipper-snappers on!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Hahaha! My score.... You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight. Bring em whipper-snappers on!!!! I only got 15. WTF? ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Apparently you aren't ruthless or vicious enough, Scratch. All that yoga and meditating and whatnot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KashmirDevi Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I only got 15. WTF? ~666 You aren't as flexible as me. Then there is the issue of the 3 years of full contact kick boxing and Hapkido I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 You aren't as flexible as me. Then there is the issue of the 3 years of full contact kick boxing and Hapkido I did. Are you trying to make me horny? Jeez Louise. !666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KashmirDevi Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Are you trying to make me horny? Jeez Louise. !666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I need help. Does my Tai Chi black-belt count as a martial arts experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I need help. Does my Tai Chi black-belt count as a martial arts experience? Yes! And you should be able to take on more than 25 kids JAG. I have no martial arts experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Yes! And you should be able to take on more than 25 kids JAG. I have no martial arts experience! I could I always sing 'em a lullaby and bore them to sleep. I was just watching the film "300" the other day. 1 Manders vs. gang of kids is lot like 300 Spartan vs. an army of Persians. I bet this "test" was made up by a school teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Tai Chi is for pussies. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KashmirDevi Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 A lot of people mistake Tai Chi as this passive thing like yoga. In fact it is a very powerful martial art. I've seen some AMAZING things that Tai Chi Masters do with their chi when they are being approached by an attacker. It's NOT to be underestimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 The Tai Chi might be good to ward off the swarm of 5 year olds, but the objective is to knock them unconscious, so it prolly wouldn't help you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scratch Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 A lot of people mistake Tai Chi as this passive thing like yoga. In fact it is a very powerful martial art. I've seen some AMAZING things that Tai Chi Masters do with their chi when they are being approached by an attacker. It's NOT to be underestimated. Yoga is for pussies. ~666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Yeah, in your face Scratch. [JAG hides behind KashmirDevi having lacking a comback for that cheapshot. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I don't get the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I don't get the question. Click on the four dot on the first post which leads to a questionairre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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